Starstruck
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No, no, no.
Just let funerals be for grieving, TV shows!
We dont know a ton about Ben.
Kate is certainly not a fan, and it seems like Jessie mostly wishes him death.
So like, these arent great first impressions.
All the red flags are at full mast, you know?
nor her vehement Fuck that guy will stop Jessie from attending this funeral.
At least Kate convinces her that no, she does not need a beret for her outfit.
He apologizes for the confusion.
She ditches Steve and Sarah without hesitation to stay with Ben.
This is bad news, people, and we all know it.
The rules are, per usual, unclear, but the vibe is fun.
it’s possible for you to see them easily slide back into what must have been their usual repartee.
you might feel a history.
It doesnt take long for Ben to bring up the letter.
This is very much not cool, Benjamin.
Jessie slips away before anything can actually happen, but there is a moment, you know?
Instead of giving in to it, she takes another turn at the fainting game.
This time, all amped up, she gets a running head start and then actually falls.
She winds up breaking her arm.
After all, shes the one who exclaims, Hes catfished me with a dead grandmother!
Her nice, official boyfriend, who is definitely thinking of her.
Now, he doesnt even have to think about it before turning her down for a drink.
He has a girlfriend, he tells her.
Jessie has something so good here.
Hes nothing but trouble, and shes not going to see him again.
While I wholeheartedly believe the former, I do not for one second believe the latter.
However, the opening in this episode might be coming for that title.
Jessie is in the bathroom when a timer goes off and we see her look at a pregnancy test.
Its positive, shes pregnant, and you’re able to see she is devastated.
The tears stop and she tosses that test in the trash with a peppy Jordan!
and goes about her day.
No, thank you very much.
It looks like Sarah said yes to Steves big proposal, although she doesnt seem that enthused about it.
In fairness, she is not enthused about literally anything.
Life is too short, Tom, just eat the salad dressing.
Tom addresses his castmates: Hope we have a really fun time … telling this violent, violent story.
Jessie knows all about the order of seating at a funeral: The front is for family and mistresses.
