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His parents (and the Fly Guys!)
And his mom is a little thirsty.
Tom turns to his wedding planner and a seasons worth of fury gets unleashed.
I hope youre happy now, Charlotte, because my mother is dying of thirst, he says.
And Ive just picked up a bag.
Im carrying a case on my wedding eve!
Theyre hauling luggage like chumps.
Other cold realities make themselves apparent to Tom on his wedding eve.
And he gives it to her, like the feckless twit she assumes him to be.
He will swallow this indignity like his own semen.
Hostile, hostile, hostile, he says.
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Two things that are, in Toms words, not very wedding-y: 1.
Greg brings up the fact that Roman is dating the woman who fellated him at his bachelor party.
Corporate coverup of crimes and institutionalized sexual abuse.
Is another humiliating snub in the works?
Willa says Connor doesnt do anything.
Connors furious retort: Im on the verge of setting up a podcast on Napoleonic history.
Nothing like calling the bride-to-be a spoiled slut on the eve of her wedding.
