Summer House
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer.
That falcon cant hear shit because everyone is yelling.
Actually, can I turn all that in to ban MacKenzie from my TV forever?
She also says she doesnt have to talk to Ciara because its her birthday.
Danielle says Ciara should not be coming for Lindsay because it is, you guessed it, her birthday.
This should cover minor inconveniences and anyone trying to steal attention.
What it does not cover are major crimes and misdemeanors.
You cant say, But officer, I can drive drunk.
Austen responds by saying, How do you feel that I kissed Lindsay on the mouth?
What is his plan?
Then he tells Lindsay hes not that into her and is trying not to talk to her.
Hes trying to have his cake and eat Ciara too.
(In this analogy, I guess Lindsay is a cake.)
His plan works perfectly.
While Danielle and Ciara get into it, everyone acknowledges this is Austens fault.
Paige says it, but the girls keep fighting.
He tells Austen what everyone, including Austen, knows: Ciara is really into him.
(Probably not, but uncut fit in the series.)
This is when the rest of the house just gets completely frazzled.
Is that the word?
Maybe I mean fraggled, like the rock.
Dont ever shut a door in my face.
Its hard to tell what this fight is even about other than drunkenness.
However, in the last episode, someone said Alex was out of town that weekend.
If you look in the background as the party continues, you might see Alexs back.
Why are they hiding Alex in plain sight?
I know hes boring, but #JusticeForAlex.
Eventually, the screaming subsides and everyone eats pizza and goes to bed.
Carl turns in with MacKenzie, and I hope she disappears into the night.
Kyle goes to bed with Amanda, muttering something about sleeping with men.
