Summer House
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There are two things we can rejoice in in this episode.
Otherwise, this was just a kind of standard-issue episode ofSummer House.
This is a serious 15-year-old hair-dye-looking style, and it should not be on a grown woman.
Lindsay should have paid to get that shit done and really rocked it.
Instead, she looks like a tablecloth with Kool-Aid spilled all over it.
Paige arrives wearing a rust-colored dress with multiple cutouts that Jackie fromRHONJwore just last episode.
She goes through new beaux like an 8-year-old goes through Laffy Taffy.
Lindsay is upset that Ahmed went back to his place and didnt go with her.
She was particularly upset that he didnt say good-bye to her or text or call to make plans.
I mean, you cant at least invite him over for a swim the next day?
Same goes for Lindsay and Ahmed, who we find out later told Oliver hes in love with Lindsay.
We learn some great information.
Danielle is saving anal for marriage.
Mya masturbates every day.
Yes, this all tracks.
At the winery, we get two divergent timelines, both of which are kind of wild.
Amandas concern is a little bit different and a little genuine.
Lindsay, protesting too much, says this is the best summer she ever had.
Shes not wrong about that, but Amanda is onto something.
She wanted to check in on her, and Lindsay saw this as some kind of affront.
Maybe there was another setting or another venue where this might have been better.
That their choices have repercussions.
Hes feeling it now.
His loneliness is killing him.
I must confess, he still believes.
When hes not with her, he loses his mind.
Give him a sign.
Hit him, baby, one more time.
