Summer House
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Still, they managed to make just an average summer Sunday afternoon one hell of a blast.
Im talking about their Kentucky Derby party.
(What will she do without the gram?)
Luke somehow manages to still look like a lumberjack, even while wearing a bow tie and a vest.
What I love about this group is that they commit.
Let ye who has never done that cast the first stone.
Ugh, Hannah and Des.
I am apparently a first-grader who recently learned about contractions, because I just cant.
There was one incident that really showed me who the two of them are.
Want to play a game of doubles?
Luke asks, probably half jokingly.
As soon as Luke walks away, Des has to whisper what he really feels to Hannah.
At least you know Im good at the net, he says.
Just chuck me up at the net in doubles and Ill fuck these motherfuckers up.
This seems, to me, redolent of Dess style.
(Its called a Britney Spears.
He even says to her, Thanks for getting me comfortable with PDAs.
I dont think Dess self-imposed exile is about drinking; I think its about separatism.
He just didnt want to slum it with a bunch of kids.
But also, hes in a group situation with her friends.
As the Housewives like to say, he could be cordial.
She is clearly expecting the girls to do what they always do when she brings up Luke.
That is not at all what happens.
Hannah immediately gets defensive, assumes everyone hates Des, and walks away.
Even her bestie Paige is like, Why does everything have to be a big fight, Hannah?
The girls werent even talking shit about Des.
What annoys me most is the hypocrisy.
But wait, isnt that exactly what you did to Ciara as soon as she walked into the door?
You tried to be best friends with a girl who had history with a boy you were interested in.
Isnt that the same thing?
Isnt that members-in-a-group atmosphere just getting along and making the most of it?
As for Robert and Danielle, Im also a little worried about them.
Maybe he is taking it slow, I dont know, but Danielle is hot.
if I were in her bed, and I dont even like ladies.
Nothing about this is good.
Nothing about this is right.
(Lindsay told her that if she remembers it the next day, it counts.
But you cant blame the spider.
It needs its meal.
