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I was ready for the two of them to be pulled apart, kicking and punching.
I was ready for carnage.
I did not get that.
Otherwise, everyone reacted, dare I say it, really well.
Ugh, what happened to the good old days of screaming and riots.
Were supposed to be watching a reality-television program, notDegrassi Junior High: 2025.
So young and yet so wise.
Is she somehow the Benjamin Button version of Yoda?
Luke and Andrea missed all the action like someone at the bar at the Academy Awardswhenthathappened.
Sorry I ruined your dinner, Andrea.
Sorry I got wine all over your weird pasta shirt, Carl.
Sorry I only drank three cans of Loverboy on camera this week, Kyle.
Sorry I borrowed barrettes from you and never gave them back, Amanda.
It was all very sweet and genuine and not the kind of doubling-down and side-drawing we usually see onHousewives.
Honestly, that is whySummer Houseis the best show on Bravo.
Yes, we get drama, but we also get people getting along and having fun together.
There are explosions, but they are extinguished before they burn everyone down.
He says he understands why Ciara is upset.
Well, violence is never acceptable, Lindsay says.
Dont draw an Oscars Slap parallel, Dame Moylan.
No one needs this.
Instead, I will liken it to theMonique and Candiace fightonThe Real Housewives of Potomac.
Craig has the right response when Lindsay uses this line on him.
Finally, maybe this is getting through to Lindsay that she didnt quite behave appropriately.
Well, maybe not.
The next day, Ciara has lots of splainin to do.
She asks Danielle for a chat, and both of them handle the situation well.
God, all these reasonable people.
Cant someone just squirt a Capri Sun in someone elses face already?
But she doesnt close things off.
It ends amicably with both of them better understanding each other.
Ciaras talk with Lindsay doesnt go quite as well.
Just as Mya said, Lindsay will not give her the response she wants and needs.
Even her bestie Danielle says, Lindsay is not going to do a lot of things right.
That is an awful characteristic in a friend, and I would be terrified if that was my reputation.
I hope someone slaps you while accepting your Best Actress Broscar.
(Those are the Bravo Oscars.)
(I love when someone on Bravo admits to the amount of cocaine they have consumed.)
Maybe its the abs).
The Gen-Z kids have no idea.
Instead, they dress up like their counterparts on the other team, and its sort of genius.
Paige is Luke, complete with a flannel, abs, bad tattoos, and a motorcycle.
Mya and Amanda are both Kyle in a mullet, a printed shirt, and too much booze.
Mya wins the battle of the Kyles with her bedazzled stye on one eye.
I never thought my kind was dudes in womens swimsuits until this episode.
After everyone leaves early to avoid the storm, the episode limps to a close.
We see Kyle and Amanda once more talking about their prenup, which is dumb.
We see Carl and his mom have a nice chat about his sobriety and whether he should be dating.
Its about different choices, its about responsibility, its about growing up.
God, I hope these kids dont find that Friday anytime soon.
Both have been corrected.
