Summer House
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We all knowthat Alex is there in the housebased on social-media posts, but why dont we see him?
Then, the following weekend, they say that Alex isnt there, but how can we believe them?
They told us that last weekend, and he was there.
Did they pull some mirror trick or photo editing to remove him from the group dinner around the table?
I wanted Alex off my TV, but I didnt want him unceremoniously deleted from history!
Now I need to savor that image before talking about Luke and Austen arm wrestling.
(Oh, and sorry to Austen.
And good on Lindsay getting it in both that night and the next morning.
Kyle asks Amanda about a prenup and blames it on some investors asking about a prenup.
That investor is Kyles dad and every sane person in the audience.
Amanda is against it, which seems ridiculous to me.
She keeps saying she hasnt even decided if there will be a wedding.
Amanda says it is preparing for separation.
Yeah, it is the same way that buying life insurance is preparation for death.
You dont want it to happen, but you have a coin flips chance of needing it.
I feel like every marriage certificate should come with one, especially if you are Teresa Giudice.
Okay, you redeemed yourself.
Drunk Americans have already appropriated St. Patricks Day, Cinco de Mayo, and even Bastille Day.
I think its time we add some Ferragosto to the mix.
Lindsay says that she thinks love has four pillars, trust, communication, respect, and love.
Okay, love cannot be a pillar of itself.
Imagine love as a roof being held up by those four pillars.
Does that mean that love has to grow a pseudopod to prop itself up on one side?
That doesnt look so much like a roof as a doorstop with an erection.
The fundamental problem with this argument is that it isnt really about Austen.
This is something that the Austen incident laid bare but is not the only component in their gripe.
Um, wasnt it Austen who brought this up to her?
Isnt he the problem?
Ciara only talks about the Austen stuff in her speech to Lindsay.
Then its too late.
