Summer House
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(2) No hooking up with other members of the house.
(3) Do not go to sleep on a mess.
Our favorite summer stooges seem like they have broken all three during one party.
There is actual footage of the event.)
But what we really need to talk about is the mess.
Then the camera pans to the absolute atrocity that is the house after a party.
It was likeVenom: Let There Be Carnageup in that piece.
Now if only we could unleash her on Paige and Ciaras room.
These are all the things Paige wouldnt clean up.
Know what every house doesnt need?
Paige seconds this, saying she would eat a pizza that was left out overnight.
These ladies are right.
You could use it to clean a wound.
It is not ever going to go bad.
Carl is smart enough to let his flirtation with Ciara go.
But is this house even a love triangle anymore?
We need a new shape for all of this.
There is so much horniness onSummer Housethat it cant be contained in the Bravosphere.
We had to go draggingThe Hillsinto this.
Cavallaridenied it, but Craig says they made out and maybe hooked up.
She only denied being in a love triangle with the twoSouthern Charmstars, though.
Maybe she was only screwing around with Craig?
Then shes like, Now Im in a love triangle I didnt want to be a part of.
How do you think those boys feel?
Craig thinks he can do whatever with Kristen and also give Paige some southern hospitality.
(Thats what we call any oral action south of the border in my household.)
A few people are saying one thing while doing the opposite.
Not Danielles boyfriend, Robert.
Get you a man that does both, and by both, I mean pepperonis and sour candies.
Kyle, on the other hand, is doing neither.
Kyle, my dude.
Dont treat her like shes an employee.
Oh, so he can mansplain box design but cant let Amanda womansplain her own feelings?
Where the F is Luke?
Did he get secretly fired?
