Summer House
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Seriously, how clueless are straight guys?
Well, I shouldnt even say that.
Paige asks Kyle what to get her.
He tells Paige he didnt get her anything.
What is wrong with you?
Its your girlfriends birthday.
You always have to get her something.
Even if she says I dont want any gifts this year, you have to get hersomething.
A little piece of jewelry.
A Walgreens gift card.
The only unacceptable thing to get her is nothing.
Paige tells Lindsay about this, and Lindsay is like, Kyle, get up here.
Lindsay usually exaggerates everything, but she was not wrong about this.
The National Guard should have been called.
Mine expired during COVID.
Paige cancels it and is basically like,Youre on your own, buddy.
And he should be.
Lindsay is on the hunt to get laid.
Mya shows off her cooking skills, and Luke finally shows up.
Why has he been absent?
He says he was in Minnesota doing some stuff for work.
Dude, your job is being on a reality-TV show and being a model.
Both of those things happen in New York.
The only person we manage to hate more is Alex.
That is the perfect explanation.
Hes stiff, boring, and no one wants him around just like an empty Amazon box.
Why is Alex such a rule follower?
And why would you rob someone of the joy of raw cookie dough?
Ben & Jerrys sells that shit in a bag in the freezer section that is how good it is.
The only person in the house who had as bad a week as Kyle is Paige.
Our poor, lost, influencing fairy.
Oh, not after saying that on national television you wont,mon frere.
Maybe I made this something in my head that it wasnt, she tells Ciara.
You made it something out in the universe that it wasnt.
(Or maybe its just because K.C.s Instagram following is about five times the size of hers.)
Just because everyone doesnt understand our setup doesnt mean it doesnt work, he tells Amanda.
Um, does it?
When he leaves, Paige says, Fuck Kristin all you want.
I can get hot people, too.
She keeps flirting and making out with him while harboring feelings for Craig.
(What is this room?
Why are there no cameras?
Is this the new pantry?
Or is it the laundry room?
Were they tonguing next to a lint trap?)
We know theyre in there because we heard a little ding and there was an arrow pointing to them.
Mya accuses Craig of gaslighting Paige, which he clearly did, but I think Paige is gaslighting Andrea.
The only thing worse than that is the proliferation and misuse of the termgaslight.
Oh, that and Kyle not buying Amanda anything for her birthday.
