Summer House
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How has no one created the fake Twitter account @KylesStye?
(The reason that eye was burning?
It got chlamydia from a Fire Island hot tub.)
As soon as he says this, Julie the wedding planner marches up and says, Hey, guys!
with a sweetness that would rival the Hawaiian Punch you get at Popeyes.
The room has not been read.
Julie then gives them a to-do list that includes basically all the fundamentals of throwing a wedding.
Step 2: Get into a summer share together and then yell about how your partner isnt fun.
Step 3: An engagement and stuff.
Amanda keeps telling Kyle to keep his drinks away from the envelopes and not get too wasted.
Kyle tells Amanda, In my world, its always about you.
Not by my choice.
Kyle also calls her a she-devil and tells her everything he has been doing to her is annoying.
Their dynamic is summed up in this exchange when they wake up Saturday morning.
To be fair, this is a very stressful time in a relationship.
There is enough blame to go around, though.
Amanda gives Kyle shit about his drinking; Kyle gives Amanda shit about her work ethic.
Kyle forgets Amandas birthday; Amanda nags at Kyle for ridiculous reasons that seem almost manufactured.
To make it even worse, they work together, so they have normal couple shit and work shit.
The difference is Kyle says it in front of a camera so his now-wife will eventually hear.
Well get much more on this next week, though.
For all the squabbling going around, it sure is a pretty sexy episode.
As they all sit around at dinner on Friday night, they talk about their craziest sexual experiences.
These things can all be fun, dudes.
What he didnt tell you is that he was the one on bottom.
The guys, well, not so much.
All they are missing are some poppers and an extra Truvada tablet.
The two who really miss the mark are Luke and Kyle.
It is an utterly inexplicable choice that has nothing even tangentially to do with the theme.
I can see how Kyle thinks it was a sexy costume party, but it is not.
