Summer House
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He put all this work into something in an attempt to win Lindsay back.
The timeline of this episode goes a little bit wonky.
We start off with the night of Lindsays birthday when Steven took a long walk off a short pier.
I cant help myself.)
She had no idea he was actually gone.
Then she has a surprising reaction.
What am I supposed to do?
Where does she sleep at night?
Also missing is Luke, whos strumming alone in his room.
I wish that was some sort of euphemism, but hes just playing the guitar by himself.
The only thing sadder than a fuckboy playing a guitar is a fuckboy playing a guitar with no audience.
After that night is where the chronology gets weird.
Lindsay says he didnt call for four days.
Then we seem to flash ahead a few days.
I am very confused.
Anyway, he texts her a document L&S.pdf and Lindsay immediately responds, Thank you for this.
Yes, she gave him homework.
The only thing worse is that he actually did it and turned in this PowerPoint.
When Lindsay tells Danielle she responds, I dont even know what to do with that.
How many slides is it?
It is eight slides and it is the corniest thing that I have ever seen.
But she wants big gestures and romance.
He gives her what?
Yes, there was shitty clip art.
Like, for real.
That is an actual offer.
Send me your Venmo.
Just know I will be sharing it with the class.
Another addition to the house that Im loving is Ciara.
It was insightful but ultimately a sad commentary on, you know, America and shit.
), a rift that caused them not to speak for four years.
She sees a therapist off camera and has sorted through most of her baggage?
Are we sure we want this woman on reality TV?
I think she might be a little too sorted and normal for this bunch.
Kyle and Hannah, on the other hand, are reality television gold.
The fight starts on Friday night when Kyle, Lindsay, and Danielle want to get turnt.
And we have Amanda, who just doesnt want to be forever lost in the Bermuda Triangle of animus.
He does this within Hannahs earshot, but not to her face.
Its like hes waiting for her to react.
Lindsay says, over the shouts, Why dont you two just talk.
