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I am even happier to be a gay man because there is something I fundamentally dont understand about women.

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I totally get Lindsay walking up to hot dudes and just randomly kissing them and walking away.

What I dont get is some of these ladies in relationships.

I dont want to talk about it this weekend.

Kyle, this is a trap.

Do not go there.

Do not venture into that territory.

She wants to make him feel as bad as she does without acknowledging any of her own bad behavior.

Why not just address it?

When is she ever going to trust Kyle again?

He is not going to change.

No ones partner is ever going to change.

Hes sick of her holding the cheating over his head.

At least hes trying to talk it out while shes just trying to avoid responsibility.

Danielle does not get out of this unscathed, however.

Hes been doing that all week.

Give him a break.

Its not like Paige shows up and everyone is like, Hey, great to see you.

Could youinfluencefor us on your days off?

I also dont get Paige and Andrea.

He is clearly pining for her more than he initially let on duringWinter House.

He even drunkenly tells her at the pool party that he loved the memories they made in Vermont.

(In Italian, the words forsexandmemoryare the same.)

He is open to more, but he wants Paige to be happy.

I have no clue.

Lindsay, though a gaping maw of brokenness, continues to be my favorite girl.

Does that mean Lindsay is Bi?

Does that mean she is also part of the LGBTQIA+ rainbow?

As for the boys, Im not really loving our new friend Alex.

The most interesting thing about him is that as a kid, he had to take abacus.

Where do you even find an abacus instructor?

Is there like a local abacus club?

hey tell me he then turned around and continued their conversation.

yo tell me he did that as a little gag to make her laugh.

kindly tell me he did not disrespect a woman like that right to our faces.

No, that is not tense at all.

If I have faith in anything in this world, it is that Carl Radke has a massive hog.

Then she tries to stomp on his hand and says, Fuck you.

Amen, sisters, but attacking the guy isnt the right answer either.

I would have done the exact same thing but probably would have shouted some unkind words after them.

Hmmm, maybe I do understand women after all.