Summer House
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Luckily this week, we have moved on from Craige (or is it Praig?)
and Kymanda (or is it Amyle?
), and we get to focus on Lindsrasten (or is it Cistensy?
Or Auinsdsra?).
Not butt-hurt enough to pitch in and prep for the party, but butt-hurt nonetheless.
She is correct, but she still has to stand there and support her man.
She has to wait until they are off the stage and go, Kyle, WTF.
Did someone not fully dry your mullet wig today?
That is the job of a partner.
And if you dont, its splitsville.
Just askfootballer Aaron Rodgers and vagina-sunbathing expert Shailene Woodley.
As Kyle hustles away, Mya proves yet again why she is the greatest.
It ends well for everyone, and this is another victory for Mya.
Her reward is a superhot man with killer arms named Oliver.
Well, she didnt say that last part, but she implied it.
I think that there are definitely some premeditated acts of revenge going on in Hubs House.
Paiges Princess Di Beanie Baby collection?
Lindsay says she isnt going to walk on eggshells around Ciara.
That night at the bar, Austen is flirting, squeezing, and groping on Ciara.
Thank you for having limits, Ciara, and thank you for not giving Austen what he wants.
The next day is Lindsays party, and she is up early preparing for it.
The theme is a twisted fairy tale, and usually theSummer Housecrew is really good with a theme.
This one is all over the shop, as the English would say.
None of this makes any sense or is fit for the theme.
Maybe the theme will be in the costumes.
Lindsay is spending most of her time with Austen, who is dressed in a full-onInternational Male catalogueensemble.
But no one seems to be clocking them because theyre too busy being worried.
Theyre worried about Kyle, who is going to pass out in his inflatable unicorn suit.
Theyre worried about Luke because Johnny Depp got canceled and no one told him.
