Summer House
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But there is one thing he is not, and that is smart.
Luke is about as stupid as an eject button on a helicopter or a screen door on a submarine.
(Seriously, all of those Amazon boxes and not one citronella candle?)
I think the termgaslightingis overused, but what hes doing is destructively recontextualizing their relationship.
He called me his little sister, Hannah tells Paige.
He ejaculated in my mouth twice.
You dont do that with your sister.
He thinks shes being spiteful and overly dramatic and says, Thank God I didnt sleep with Hannah.
Dude, you came in her mouth.
That might be evenmoreintimate than putting thePin theV.
He is wearing a fedora.
(LID stands for Luke Is Doing.)
Hannah claims that they never had this conversation.
That seems to be the case.
Hannah tells Luke that things are over, but she can never look at him the same way again.
Luke shoots back, I cant look at you the same way again either.
Luke, my man.
Just nod and say youre sorry and let Hannah go off on you and just go back to normal.
All you have to do is eat this shit sandwich.
Dont worry, weve seen the fridge.
We know there is plenty of Loverboy to wash that thing down.
But he cant take it.
He starts yelling after Hannah as she walks away.
The yelling man is going to lose to a crying woman in every situation.
Luke is too dumb for subtext.
She says, He can tell that Im getting away from him, and thats driving him insane.
Nope, thats not it.
Thats not it at all.
He just would rather bone Ciara and keep playing tennis with you.
Yup, sometimes it is as simple as Hes just not that into you.
Someone should trademark that.
Enough about these two, because there are other people in the house.
He lives on that farm upstate where your parents took the dog.
Naturally, there is Ciara, whom I like more and more each week.
But can she at least pick up her room?
Someone is going to step on that flat iron and burn their toes off!
When she tries to talk to him, he keeps typing on his computer.
Lower your voice, he says to her.
Lower your what now?
This man told Lindsay to lower her voice?
This guy is even stupider than Luke.
How do you tell drunk Lindsay to lower her voice and expect to make it to next Tuesday?
They continue to shout, and Steven says, You cant have an adult conversation.
She talks in baby noises and mushroom clouds she does not talk in sentences.
You havent done one thing for me since weve been in this house, she shouts.
How many sandwiches have you made me?
The fight is so bad that Lindsay spends the night sleeping in Danielles room.
The next day, after working hours, Steven picks it up again while everyone is eating.
(You cant spellmeleewithoutmeal, AMIRITE?)
During this chat, Steven says multiple times that he came here to support you.
I think this is as much of a relationship issue as a show issue.
He also accuses Lindsay of escalating their conversation to where it became something dramatic.
Dude, do you know who you are dating?
Lindsay says shes upset because Steven isnt spending enough quality time with her.
Have you tried to have quality time with me in the middle of your workday this week?
Um, no, he has not, because hesworking.
Hes on back-to-back Zooms.
Theres no Lindsay time.
But during the fight, everyone in the house is skeptical of this relationship.
Ciara says, They just need to stop yelling.
