Summer House

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So, yeah, this episode sucks.

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Thanks for ruining my fantasy life, Kyle J. Cooke, you complete asshole.

This is a weird episode because it makes so much of what came before this season absolutely moot.

But we all knew it would end with her and Carl fumbling toward ecstasy in Frank and Donnas backyard.

Do you think that her employer having another show in that city made that relationship any easier?

Can we expect to see Danielle and Kathryn Dennis becoming besties?

It has to be, right?

As for the ceremony itself, it goes off without a hitch.

Really the only bad thing about the wedding is that they had to invite Alex.

This is why I hate weddings.

What else is there to say?

The patriarchy is upheld.

A woman was given away like she was property.

That was true here, and it is true of every wedding.

Thats what this is.

Its an inevitable culmination and a bit of a letdown all at once.

Thats life, kids.

I told you weddings are the worst.

This is how they make me feel, like every day is the end of summer.

Now Im just feeling wistful, but I think its this episodes fault.

Summer should be fun.