Summer House
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There are two giant mysteries in the first predictably wonderful episode of this season ofSummer House.
The first is, Where the hell are the boxes?
Every week, the kids arrive and a fort made of Amazon boxes is outside the front door.
What is in them?
Regardless, this time, there are no boxes.
Did they all just bring everything in their cars?
Did production ban the boxes because I complain about them every season?
We have our returning champions Kyle, Amanda, Carl, Lindsay, Paige, and Ciara.
Has her demotion been permanently reversed?
Also it looks like Luke is in the cast but wasnt there for the first weekend.
Or maybe he just got lost in a knit beanie on the way to the airport.
And is this Andrea character fromWinter Househere for good?
(See, should have built that wall.)
What about Austen and Craig fromSouthern Charm?
We need an opening!
He and Amanda are three months from getting married.
Danielle feels like she met the love of her life, which is sweet.
And Lindsay, of course, has stayed activated.
Naturally, of the two big dramas that happen this episode, one of them is courtesy of Mx.
Hubs in the House herself.
I mean, could a normal person be in love with Lindsay?
God, I really hope.
What is this show now?Lost?
Six months earlier, she found out she was pregnant with Jasons baby.
I have nothing funny or snarky to say about this.
(Good because spoiler alert hes the man she gets!)
(Honestly, the less said about She Who Will Not Be Named the better.)
This season was filmed during the prematurely waxed-and-vaxxed summer, though, so the clurb is open once again.
Okay, this is all nuts.
No, Im not saying Amanda is crazy, but that the situation is.
The only funny part about the whole scene is all three women fall asleep in Kyle and Amandas bed.
In the morning, they duke it out, and each party blames the other.
Who is right and who is wrong?
Clearly theyre both wrong!
However, Amanda clearly overreacted.
