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This article was originally published on November 17, 2021.
It has been updated to include examples of disastrous driving found inThe Tortured Poets Department.
But much like the way traffic cops do their jobs, the reasoning is mostly arbitrary and made up.
Their song is going to be the sound of sirens if he doesnt get his act together.
Particularly if its not even a cul-de-sac and youll have to do a three-point turn to get out.
So do with that what you will.
But not only was this car deliberately totaled, it was a hit-and-run!
Thats a crime almost as bad as stylizing a song title like that.
So Taylor has absolutely no business galavanting through traffic on foot like a regularKelly Killoren Bensimon.
Suddenly, were throwing obstacles onto the roadway mid-drive?
Anything to end her reign of terror!
I know this because I not only readThe Great Gatsbyin high school, but I also saw theFergie-scoredfilm adaptation.
A cornerstone of both versions is vehicular manslaughter.
The bulk of this love triangle seems to boldly take place in parked cars.
But Im sure it was the best Enterprise Rent-A-Car that money could get him.
Lets just hope he had enough money saved up from the yogurt shop to spring for insurance.
I mean, what is there to say about this?
Getaway cars very rarely are known for their safe, law-abiding driving.
Maybe Jason Sudeikislaid downin front of the car as a safety precaution.
Its her, hi, shes the problem, its her.
No matter how flimsy that fence may look.
Perhaps a stray Chelsea boot in need of a home.
What kind of adrenaline-junkie death wish did she possess?
Skidding to a halt because you didnt realize that the light had turned red (the TITULAR color)?
Unacceptable, Donnie Darko.
The crumpled-up piece of paper that he made Taylor feel like was probably a traffic summons.
