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As a second-born child, I know shes already getting the shaft.
The second child gets, what, a blurb on Twitter?
Sheree?Hell to the no to the no no no.
That must be how he ended up with Lucy Eve Cohen.
Forever may she reign … in her brothers shadow.
Now push.Puuuuuuussssshhhhhh!!!!!
Dame Brian Moylan
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Not all the news but all the news you actually care about.
Well, we have quite the doozy.Media Take Out reportsthatGizelle Bryantis datingPeter Thomas, the ex-husband ofCynthia Bailey.
Peter recently opened a Bar One in Baltimore, and apparentlyRHOPhas filmed five (five!)
scenes there of him and Gizelle hanging out.
But the reason to believe it isof courseGizelle would date Peter Thomas.
A no-good, emotionally unavailable man from Atlanta whos going to treat her poorly is exactly her jot down.
CAST OF CHARACTERS:TheRHONJreunion (see below!)
still hasnt finished airing, and were already getting rumors about the cast for next season.
The biggest of which isJackie Goldschneiderhas been demotedto friend of.
But can we keep her husband,Tiki Barber, as a friend of the boys?
There are also reports that three new women are auditioning to be holding agabagoolin the opening credits.
(Thats what they hold, right?
(Same, sis I get it.)
Instead, we got the originalPump Droolslimping along like a wounded dog.
newsshe cant validate those rumors or speak to the renewal of the original show.
Okay, asked and answered.
Shes also advocating for her daughter,Avery Singer, to have a full-time role on the show.
I can believe that Ramona Floor Pooper Singer has asked Bravo for this to happen.
Of course she did.
But I cant believe for a second they would do it.
She now has to pay $450,000 for [checks notes] unpaid legal bills.
ExKardashian bestieLarsa Pippenwashanging out in Miamiwith exKardashian loverScott Disick.
If this is not on the next season ofRHOM, were gonna be pissed!
Our sincerest condolences to our spiritual motherJill Zarinwhohas yet to hearfromRHONY: Old Folks Homeabout returning to the show.
Its coming, Jill!
Heather Dubrow walked on the High Line andno one recognized her.
BravoCon is backin New York City, October 14 to 16.
Peacock just madecutting the cord a little bit easier.
Here is theLOL IRL Tweet of the Week.
EverythingsJustPeachy
A few thoughts on theRHOApremiere.
It was also great to see Kenya Moore energized and ready to hang with the women.
Before she was always a cartoon villain, but now shes a little something extra.
This is like theRHOAversion ofCruellabut with even worse fashions.
Yes, we need to talk about the LeArchive party.
How Parisian can it be when she cant even get past French 101?)
Like the other women, I question the economic viability of this enterprise.
The problem is Marlos archive is just her own clothes, which means they come in only one size.
Marlo is also quite tall, so its not like these clothes could fit a majority of women.
The other big story line is, once again, Drew Sidora and her husband, Ralph.
What is Ralphs middle name?
Ralph Red Flags Pittman?
Okay, maybe not that much, but you know what I mean.
WhenaTreFalls
Recapping Part I of theRHONJreunion.
(The set of Kathy Hiltons backyard gets a pass for obvious reasons.)
Also the cutouts on Doloress dress, which looked like a lame Gordian knot, were not too flattering.
That she doesnt know how bad this looks just shows how out of touch Teresa really is.
The hours started not with Teresa but with Jennifer and Dolores going at each other.
The rift in their friendship, they explained, wasnt triggered by one incident but a culmination of things.
We got our old loud, accusatory, and bomb-throwing Jennifer back, and I couldnt be happier.
I was a little surprised to find out shes a stoner, though.
If this is what Jen is like baked, I cant imagine her on uppers!
She didnt even think it could take longer to plan a wedding than to have a kid.
Joe and Melissas save the dates were probably already shipped when Tre got knocked up.
Then theyre just supposed to change the date because Teresa was a little inconvenienced?
No one thinks Melissa should have done this.
She talks about family and then puts them with all of her friends at the engagement party.
Teresa says theyre not that close, which is alsofine.
This circle doesnt square.
It just goes round and round like the rainbow pinwheel when your MacBook is thinking.
She couldnt even think of one.
Roll the tape, she says to the producers.
Oh, you think they wouldnt if they could find one?
Of course they couldnt because she never has.
We need to see them progress somehow, to repair their relationships, to move on from the past.
Its not even interesting to watch anymore.
She shouts at Melissa how theyre not close.
She yells at Margaret and Jackie about how theyre not friends.
Jennifer and Dolores shout about how they hate each other and only talk on camera.
Why are we even invested?
Could it be a little website called Producer Intervention dot com?
Meaning that he will call his mom and tell her about his insomnia and dreams about buying donkeys.
Meaning that he will nibble on a crunchy cracker in tranquility.
The fucking patriarchy is strong in this one.
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If drama was a drug, you would be a pharmacy.
Dr. Jen Armstrong on Noella Bergener
