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Once youve committed toOuter Banks, theres no going back, and honestly, why would you want to?
You know, typical teen-drama stuff.
[Warning: Deep spoilers forOuter Banksseason two lie ahead.]
Because thats exactly how it feels the moment you press play onOuter Banksseason two.
; and yes, sure, Rafe shooting his own sister when that aforementioned heist goes wrong.
So yeah, reader, I am feeling a little Mama Mia, Here We Go Again right now.
Creeped Out
Elizabeth Mitchell has entered the chat.
He does not have time for any of this!
Brainwashed, Maybe?
How are these all things I absolutely want from this show?
And now Im craving Natty Lights?
Yeah, brainwashing is the only answer.
Im not mad about it!
Legitimately emotional?
If theres one rule fellow travelers on theOuter Banksjourney should follow, its dont lie to one another.
Dont lie, okay???
For instance: Youre so worried that Im gonna sleep with a Pogue like you did.
and Look, Im a Pogue, and I always will be!
and, finally, perfectly, Baby, you wanna live like a Pogue?
Let me show you what thats like.
[Dumps her daughters clothes on the front lawn.]
GO LIVE LIKE A FREAKIN POGUE!!!
The end of episode five features a montage of three story lines playing out.
Okay, so the JJ thing is nothing to worry about, but the other two?
Annoyed
No one actually believes Ward blew himself up, right?
This is Soap Opera Villain 101, people.
None of them seems concerned about any of this!
This is how they are spending their time?
This isnt a regular teen show, guys.
This is a treasure hunt, murder-y, Pogues-are-a-thing show.
These youths need to get their priorities straight!!
Lets keep this train moving along, you know?
Speechless
And then John B. wrestles an alligator.
This show is the best.
Plus, he wears a thumb ring!
I could write like 300 pages on this character.
Like Your Soul Has Left Your Body
Listen,Outer Banksknows how to do wild finales.
Here are a few times (but not all!)
Season three should be a real doozy, huh?
