The Afterparty
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This episode features the Hillmount alum most affected by the St. Patricks Day party of 2006.
It makes oodles upon oodles of references to the St. Patricks Day party of 2006.
It is basically a 35-minute PSA about the perils of having a St. Patricks Day party in 2006.
And then it goes to creditshaving revealed diddly-squat about the St. Patricks Day party of 2006.
Yes, it was coming from me, whats your point?
2like silhouette in the guesthouse.
2 to be found (probably a good thing, considering Danners hair-trigger beheading reflexes).
Its time for Chelseas interview.
She has no idea who has it out for her, but she too has revenge on the brain.
But first, some liquid and pharmaceutical courage.
Figuring she can confront him later, she makes a beeline toward Brett in the photo booth.
But he denies sending any anonymous threats.
Xavier, too, doesnt seem to be the culprit.
The clacking of her shoes echoes through the dark corridors.
They might split her head open, but theyd never split an infinitive!
She crouches behind Yaspers rental, yanks pepper spray from her handbag, and waits.
(Chelseas handbag contents, for those keeping score: vermin pills, flask, flask, Mace.)
The after-party begins inauspiciously.
As Chelsea defends her follicles, shes startled by the sound of Brett shoving Aniq into the scampi hedge.
Immediately after that, she receives on her phone a photo text of herself surrounded by little skull emojis.
Everybody hates her, someone actively wants her dead, and all the shrimps are ruined.
But Yasper, with visions of his own cereal dancing in his head (Ska-pe Di-Yums?
), convinces Chelsea that shes in control of her destiny.
Chelsea meets Xavier alone in his bedroom and offers him theX-adorned flask.
He does so, and its a beautiful, soul-cleansing sight.
Chelsea says, puh, whats the rush?
And Joan mixes up some gerbil drugs and hooch and hopes that next week will bring answers.
is how I always assume my therapy sessions are playing out.
This cant be the last we hear about the Ruffin twins, can it?
There are so manypotential plotlines!
Joans Vote for HomekillingQueen(s): the Jennifers.
