The Afterparty
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To the applause and finger guns of his classmates, he struts and backflips through the reunion.
Ned gets a break-dance solo!
Aniq gets several chemistry puns!
Even Uncle Amir gets a verse!
And Walt … gets unceremoniously cut off after a single line.
Watching him try and replicate the dance moves two beats after everybody else is very relatable.
Knowing Aniq wants alone time with Zoe, Yasper pulls Xavier aside for the anticipated track-blessing conversation.
The song and dance spills outside, where Yasper sees Chelsea doodling on his car with lipstick.
Even the fixtures illuminating Aniqs tumble into the crustacean shrub are positioned in a sad line of three.
As any antidepressant user knows,they are the saddest of all the shapes.
Surely this will compel Xavier to get his tight little butt into the studio.
But there will be no tight little butt, not ever again.
Moments later, Xavier is dead, the last words he ever devised memorialized on Yaspers phone.
I cant help but guess theyre an improvement over any lyric onSomebody Xave Me.
Aniq confesses that hes using the samples to crack the case before hes erroneously tossed in jail.
But Aniq isnt worried.
Aniq suddenly remembers that Jenn No.
Is there a second victim, another body concealed somewhere in the house?
If you go to prison, Chelsea, I know someone who would be happy to babysit your coat.
Guys directed 19Glees,for goodness sake, hes up for it!
I was wrong when I said Xavier did only three subpar things during his career.
He was also in a movie calledLegal Beagle.Its tagline?
You Cant Handle the Woof.
RIP, you beautiful genius, you.
Joans Vote For HomekillingQueen: Not you, Zoe!
Youre a molder of young minds!
The Marie Curie to Aniqs Louis Pasteur (I know exactly two chemists)!
You cant be a cold-blooded murderer!
Could Aniqs perfect woman stoop so low as to misspell diarrhea on an innocent neck?
