The Afterparty
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Oh, Yasper, my adorable, back-flipping troubadour, what hath thou wrought?!
Charisma like that shouldnt be caged, man.
The only downer note, Maggie reports, was witnessing Jenn No.
2 wetting herself in the front hall.
So the questions surrounding the blond wig and the missing Jennifer have been answered.
Danner has solved the whole shebang!
And Culp … is also there!
Could he truly have done this?
If Brett isnt the one carted away in cuffs, its gonna be Aniq.
As Zoe feared, Danner directs her accusations toward Brett.
Who else couldve been the killer?
He proclaims Brett blameless (of thisparticular wrongdoing).
In all the stories Aniq overheard, Xaviers closet door was closed.
Someone was hiding in there!
He simply didnt know he was hanging around with a Ska-peFi-end!
Without Yaspers influence, Xavier wouldve remained a Eugene without a catchphrase.
Now he was probably going to win his second Grammy for How Great Is This Party?
This would not stand.
Xavier owed him everything, and the platinum-haired poser was going to pay up one way or another.
Meanwhile, Jenn No.
Walts pushing it, though, if he thinks anyones ready to acknowledge his birthday.
That sort of info wont stick in peoples memories until at least your fourth or fifth streak attempt.
Brett and Maggie look on as Zoe and Aniq toodle off to brunch in Yaspers rental car.
Bathed in a Bay Area sunrise, the chem partners smooch.
And oh, looky suddenly theres Walt, the perfect third wheel to a first date.
But maybe Im being too hard on the guy.
If he happens to have ID on him, there arefree pancakesin everyones future.
I love a happy ending.
Thanks so much for reading this has been a ska-pe dre-am!
