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Does anyone else need to lie down?
Because I am exhausted.
), this Women Tell All was a wild ride and I would like to get off already.
Lets get to it.
What is this television program?
No one said she was fake, Jessenia said she was encouraging the alienation of the new women.
Ah yes, that classic comedy routine where you constantly call other women sluts and hos on national television!
Ryan says shes tired of being called a ho on television just because shes a dancer.
She also says dancers bring emotion and entertainment and … sure … yeah.
Victoria just says, Well, are you, like, super sensitive though?
Because people are being really mean to me online and I just laugh that off.
Honestly, I wish we didnt have to address Victoria.
Its very clear what shes doing.
Because its the reunion special!
Were here to talk about the season and make our last play at becoming the Bachelorette.
Chelsea says, Hold up … just one second.
She doesnt appreciate the hate theyve been receiving being called karma.
But … Chelsea doesnt seem to be doing that.
After all, what is feminism but letting women torture each other without consequences?
Thats called BEING FAKE, KATIE.
Id call it white feminism, but the crew of mean girls is too diverse.
Up next is Brittany in the hot seat.
Its absolutely messed up that they made her watch a montage of Anna calling her an escort.
Brittany talks about the depression she went through after the season where she was avoiding her friends and family.
She says that while Anna offered an anemic apology, she could have reached out in person.
Anna basically is like, Oh my God!
I cant believe I did that, when Annas whole vibe is spread rumors about half of her sorority.
Now its time for our parade ofBachelorettehopefuls.
Katie, Abigail, Serena P., and Pieper all get their turn in the hot seat.
Abigail talks about being let down by Matt not giving her enough time to further their connection.
She also talks about how she doesnt exactly fit in with the capital-D Deaf community because she doesnt sign.
I know its not the shows responsibility to tell her story but man, what a fucking waste.
She says shes glad she was shown in a romantic light because disabilities arent always portrayed in that way.
Her mom knew Serena wasnt happy, and thank God for perceptive moms and sisters.
Its time for Matt and his new beard to sit down and face the women.
Chris Harrison asks why he decided to grow the beard and Matt says he feels wiser.
I dunno, man.
Matt says he knows her heart and he wishes he could have done more for her and their relationship.
Its time for the women who were sent home by Matt to grill him.
Katie, Pieper, and Abigail all have the same question: How did I get blindsided?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
Hedidnt knowthat you were supposed to kiss with your eyes closed!?!?!
This is too far.
This is entirely too weird.
Its one or the other, Matt.
hey, remove all footage of this man kissing for the rest of the season.
Hes such a terrible kisser and gets a boner watching a hot lady get out of a hot tub.
Has anyone checked if this is aBigsituation?
