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Like the Riddler, Reeves uses this symbology to warn us about the future.

It predicts a civil war of incels versus furries.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I swear these arent the fevered ramblings of a Riddleress (the zoological term for a female Riddler).

First, lets establish the obvious: Paul Danos Riddler and his radicalized followers are clearly incel-coded.

He is lonely and geeky and resentful and extremely online.

He feels cheated by life.

The Riddler, meanwhile, channels a near-libidinous energy into his obsessive superhero fanboyism in lieu of human connection.

Note that all of the Riddlers messages to Batman are literal valentines.)

And not that I should have to explain this, but Batman and Catwoman are obviously furries.

In the movies darkest and most violent moments, I couldnt stop looking at those doofy bat ears.

Selina Kyles fursona is a cat.

She wears woolly cat ears to go out and do her burgling.

In the most perverted scene in the entire three-hour film, she an adult woman!

Pattinsons interpretation of Bruce Wayne, meanwhile, is a resoundingly honest depiction of the emo-to-furry pipeline.

And these two arent just any furries; theyre clearly active in Gothams kink community.

They claim alienation on a micro level despite their relative privilege on a macro one.

(The films politics get fuzzy here, though, as these revelations definitelyshouldbe public knowledge.)

Bruce Waynes role inThe Batmanis to represent a real-life diverging path for this punch in of young man.

Both are reclusive introverts with personalities and worldviews shaped by their orphan backgrounds.

But furries areoverwhelmingly queerand intosocial justice.

Theyve got Batman and Catwoman on their team.

And, you know,they actually fuck.

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