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This merits a response.
Husband does not sound like any part of manager.
There, as the kids say on the TikTaks, fixed it for you.
BARBIES DREAM JOB: Um, so it looks likeNicki Minajmight behosting theReal Housewives of Potomacreunion.
Our dark lordAndy Cohencommented, I want to see this!
Minaj could hog the spotlight.
Of course, all of the women in the cast were here for it.Karen Hugertold E!
News(which is basically a subsidiary of Bravo), Nicki is so super cool.
You saw us all paying respect and she was so kind to do that.
Knowing some good publicity where she sees it,Lisa Rinnaeven got in on the action.
Sheposted on her Insta story, I want to do a guest appearance on Potomac.
I want to go play with those hardcore bitches.
Now Im holding out fornoted Karen stanRihannato be the guest host onWatch What Happens Live.
I want him to pay his bills.
Well, maybe she should look a little closer to home before bringing up Ray Hugers old tax issues.
Apparently her once and future exJamal Bryantowes more than$700,000 in back taxes.
How does every single person on one of these shows owe the government the equivalent of three Maybachs?
THE COSBY KIDS:SomehowRHOSLCcloset-sitterMary Cosbyhas gotten herself in some legal trouble.
Her hospital-scented castmateJen Shahis still dealing with her own legal trouble.
Whatever, it was dumb.
Now, Jen haschanged her legal team, which is never a good sign.
Well, well have to wait for the upcoming trailer to really see.
RadarOnline, a website dedicated to puppy adoptions, has a greatroundup of all theRHOAnews.
Apparently its not justRamona Singerwho is in danger but alsoLeah McSweeneyandEboni K. Williams.
That is not the look for Bravo right now.
They will supposedly be joined byElizabeth Savetsky,Madelaine Lam, andMahisha Dellinger.
Whoever wins these nights is bound by the Housewives Institute bylaws to invite me as a guest.
Ill even take the Fish Room.
As for Tom, some photos of him looking bedraggled and sporting a shiner weremaking the rounds last week.
EvenSonja Morgan was shocked by them.
HOUSEWIVES INSTITUTE SOCIETY PAGES:
Kenya Moorefinally filed for divorcefromMarc Daly.
Lisa Vanderpumps daughterPandora Vanderpump Saboispregnant with her first child.
The baby will not be named Kyle.
RumoredRHOCcast memberNoella Bergenerisgetting a divorce.
This is how you make an entrance, people.
David Beador, an abyss wearing a fleshen mask, issuing his ex-wifeShannon Beadorto keep their kids from filmingRHOC.
Kim Zolciak Biermanislaunching a spiritual academyto help people manifest dreams.
It costs $77 a month.
I can promise you that is too much.
Pharmacy magnateJill Zarinis once againthe proud owner of a Rite Aidin Canton, Ohio.
Nothing in that sentence is made up or a joke.
(Think about all the handmade bunting that will never see the light of day.)
But you wont have to wait at all.
(Not really, I made these all up.)
Dont worry, none of these women served prison time, so they know what theyre talking about.
Revisit some of his biggest celebrity feuds with the people who instigated them.
This will make a birthday weekend in Vegas look like childs play pun intended.
Brought to you byPepsi Rose.
Well, wait until you actually see her preach.
Yes, there is a swimsuit competition.
No, you cant touch.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 11, Episode 11 (1111, make a wish!
I had faith in Ebonis friend Devyn.
Then she set my favorite floozy up with a pair of cracked Ray-Bans.
A gym where they only allow a quarter of your outfit to be athleisure?
Its as wrong as it is baffling.
And isnt that the Raison dEtre of all Real Housewivery and their shows?
Sonja Morgan
