The Challenge: All Stars
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But I also kind of believe that whatever Darrells experiencing is probably like a mild cramps day for me.
Darrell and Kellyanne magically finish the run first, thanks to Kellyannes apathy toward Darrells suffering.
Yes and Aneesa come in second.
Big Easy and Jonna come in third.
Alton and Ruthie come in fourth.
And Mark and Jemmye come last.
Its sort of like watchingThe Biggest Loserwithout all the fatphobia and toxicity.
Im not against watching people attempt to digest gross things.
Instead, we get the teams chowing down on what I assume lions are fed at the zoo.
Whats there to say here?
Anyway, fast-forward through all the puke.
Mark and Kellyanne finish first, then Jonna and Alton.
Ruthie, who probably has the tiniest stomach out of everyone, manages to come in third with Yes.
Darrell and Aneesa are fourth.
And Big Easy and Jemmye come in last.
Now its time for the overnight portion.
In certain finals, whoevers doing the best at this point gets the best sleeping arrangements.
If a teammate falls off the plank, they have to switch places.
Surprisingly, we dont see anyone fall off the tiny, circular platform.
Everyone is pretty dedicated to making sure their partner gets a good nights sleep, especially Alton.
This is why this show needs a million more seasons.
But I get that thats only fun to experience as a viewer.
Darrell leaves a cloud of smoke behind him as soon as TJ gives them the green light.
Hes notably the only competitor whos boasting about his hiking experience in his confessionals and utilizing walking sticks.
Everyone else is bent over and power-walking awkwardly, and Yes looks like Reese Witherspoon inWild.
No ones completely gassing out or dying of heatstroke.
Theres a point where Kellyanne is able to pass all of the women.
Yes eventually passes Darrell.
Without the gross forced meals, of course!
I love how Yes immediately starts talking shit about the young bucks on the regularChallengeand even calls them punks.
Next comes Darrell, then Mark, then Alton.
Finally, the women start rolling in.
To no ones surprise, Kellyanne is first.
Jonna is second and immediately bursts into tears of joy.
Apparently, she had a baby seven months ago, which is insane.
Four hours later, probably, Aneesa and Big Easy finally make it across the finish line together.
TJ announces the competitors who came in third place, who are Jonna and Kellyanne.
Darrell comes in second.
The person we all couldve guessed would win at the beginning of this final did.
I regret not remarking on how attractive you are during this season, because Im just now noticing it.
