The Flight Attendant

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I just adore her to pieces.

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Girl doesnt even know how to put her phone on silent.

At the top of the episode, we pick up with Megan updating Cassie.

I was mistaken about Margaret Cho, a.k.a.

Shes trying to dodge an assassin named Hawk, the same bad dude that Shane warned Cassie about earlier.

It would have been a tragedy, really, if not for Miranda.

Mirandas assistant Cecilia (Briana Cuoco) kind of aids in their escape but also hinders them as well.

Never food shame a pregnant woman.

It might cause you to get shot in the leg by North Korean assassins.

And youd deserve it.

Everyones ready to go, but Cassie just has to take a phone call from Shane.

(Its okay for calls to go to voicemail, girl, I promise you.)

Much like her friend Miranda, Cassie is just chasing thrills.

And unfortunately, this natural high only fuels her desire to drink even more.

Megan and Cassie get spirited away on a private jet chartered by Miranda.

It sure looks like it.

She also had Cecilia procure some chic clothing and a little good-bye present for Cassie.

And, at least in this situation, Miranda seems to be putting that money to good use.

Brenda is confused, but she accepts her houseguest for a single night.

Cassie and Brenda have a Very Special Episode moment about sobriety struggles.

Cassie is trying her best, but shes really a terrible friend.

After Cassie drops Megan off at her Westwood hidey-hole, she meets up with Ani and Max.

They tell her everything that happened with the unhinged criminals that broke into her house.

Esteban and Gabriele are pretty hilarious.

They feel like cartoon villains from an old episode ofInspector Gadget.

They threaten violence and acts of crime, but we havent really seen them do anything too drastic yet.

Why didnt they kill Ani and Max after they found what they needed in Cassies apartment?

An even better question would be: Why didnt they kill that incessantly barking dog at the neighbors house?

Gabrielle vehemently denies looking to frame anyone for murder.

My money is still on Dot, but only time will tell.

All the stress is too much for Cassie, and she needs an outlet.

And Party Cassie is soaking up everything like shes a battery that runs on chaos.

Cassie frantically declines, yet Megan pressures her to drink anyway.

Friends let friends pass on drinks, no questions asked.

When Cassie meets Cecilia at the airport, she asks her if they know one another.