The Kardashians
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Palm Springs, New York, Milan, etc.
I thought surely there had been some kind of mistake what could the Kardashians possibly be doing in Orlando?
Was Kim planning on Photoshopping True into Disney World this time?
Ill fly to Florida.
Ill do an appearance at Ripleys.
So thanks to Kriss negotiating tact, Kim gets one more chance.
If the dress fits, shes going to the Met.
But fits is subjective.
Kourtney could be on speed and shed still be speaking at a rate of 15 words per minute.
After looking through the event plans, Kravis splits up to try on their outfits.
I never thought I would be looking at you in a wedding dress naked in the shower.
as if he wanted his certificate for the clean-plate club.
I have been invited in the past.
This time, a very persuasive Kim convinced her to overcome her fear of red carpets and go.
Even though everybody is going above and beyond to bolster Khloes confidence, the event is still daunting.
After all, its where Jason Derulofell down those stairs.
A vodka that shes earned after being in court all day for the Blac Chyna trial.
I am absolutely mentally, spiritually, physically tired.
Tired from the trial.
Tired from being in the courthouse everyday, she says.
I was certain theyd bury these or at the very least somehow attempt to Facetune them.
But here they are in their gremlin glory so rude you would think the artist was Blac Chyna herself.
If the Marilyn dress didnt work out, she should have just showed up in the sauna suit.
Weve seen far worse on the Met Gala red carpet.
She can save that idea for next year.
If true, I think Harvard Law should have a class where Blac Chyna sues each and every student.
So she cuts her Marilyn workout short to catch the end of her trial.
They also dont understand whats taking said 12 people so long to decide.
Lets remake12 Angry Menbut have it be about this.
Remember when Kris and Kylie went through a car wash and into a grocery store for fun?
Like that, but have them fly coach.
Youd get an entire episode out of it, I promise.
The whole family arrives in New York, and their Met prep is in full swing.
Kylie has her snapback wedding-dress look ready to go.
And Khloe is just eating an ice-cream cone while this is all going on because shes the peoples princess.
Theyre gonna be so pissed when they find out about wigs.
But its also getting them half a season of reality-TV content.
