The Kardashians

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If it did,My Super Sweet 16would be calledMy Super Sweet SAT.

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When I die, thats the assignment I want as an angel.

During her confessional, the producers ask Kim the million-dollar question: Why are you putting yourself through this?

Sound the Pete alarm!

The subject of Kims love life naturally turns to Kanye, who refuses to sign divorce papers.

Though obviously abhorrent and disgusting, I do have questions because Marge Simpson famously only wears one outfit.

as if the text got lost in the mail.

Its a performance so layered that it earns her that fake Emmy in her office.

Did he have Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi at his dinner?

Was Faye Resnick there losing her mind over an insane fine china display room?

Was the body and blood of Christ Nobu?

I dont think so.

Does his name rhyme with feet?

Its worth noting that Kim had to take off one of her crazy fashion gloves to text.

People could have died.