The Kardashians
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After a busy day trying on her custom Prada, Kim heads out to enjoy some fine Italian cuisine.
Maybe you confuse tagliatelle with fettuccine; it happens.
The waiter simply says, Like ravioli.
I hold my breath.
Will this resonate with Kim, or does she not know what ravioli is either?
Ultimately Kim orders the penne.
As it turns out, I am also a flexitarian: Im a vegan between meals.
Imagine having to sit next to Jeff Bezos for 11 whole minutes?
Id bring up the doors and float away like George Clooney inGravity.
This perplexes me, not because of her age, but because shes Kris Jenner.
Oh, you better identify this woman?
Pick up anUs Weekly.
Is a California drivers license really more reputable identification than an entire Hulu camera crew in tow?
At least shes got Petes Christmas gift all squared away.
(Malika did her hair, and Khloe did her own makeup.)
But since Hulu doesnt own that footage, we have to go without.
The three of them go out to dinner, and thats when the edible finally hits.
Take two, she tries again, but she once again cant get the sentence out.
Over in Milan, Kim asks the eternal question Is it giving me too much camel toe?
Luckily Kim is able to just laugh at him the appropriate reaction to a court jester.
And speaking of Pete, Tracy Romulus tells Kim thatSNLwill be submitting her episode for Emmy consideration.
Instead Kims trophy went to Laurie Metcalf forHacks.
What a head-to-head that could have been.
Lassie has a star on the walk of fame and I dont.
Most inexplicably of all, her newly red hair is slicked back in the shape of a bicycle helmet.
They dyed Kendall Jenners hair forthat?
After all the hype I thought theyd make it a focal point, not slick it away.
