The Kardashians

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Marriages come and go, she quips with a hearty cackle.

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Take it from me!

One week atSNL, and Kims already testing out new stand-up material.

And while shes certainly not wrong, its clear that this would be a lose-lose decision no matter what.

Kourtney goes to call her kids to tell them the news, which goes poorly.

(Echoing Kims famous least exciting to look at comment).

A gesture that Travis simply cant compete with.

Its that Im quick with it.

Theyre like, one, two, three, go!

And on go, Im, you know, thats my strategy.

Speaking of Kanye, we find out thatSNLwas the powder keg that set off his most recent destructive tirade.

And because she dared to call him a rapper when he considers himself to be much more.

And hes right; hes also an asshole.

While that relationship crumbles, Khloes is going in the opposite direction, unfortunately.

When we do his sample, am I allowed to be with him?

Kourtney asks the doctor.