The Kardashians
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This week,The Kardashianswas a tale of two girls trips.
How bad could it be, I wondered.
But lo and behold, Kriss surgery is out of a horror movie.
Can you imagine being haunted by the Kardashians?
Kris speculates, and actually, yes, I can.
You find yourself levitating over your bed so you could sleep in your glam without ruining it.
Blumhouse, when do we start production?
(Title of ep!)
Instead, were joined by Kendalls friends Hailey Bieber and Justine Skye.
She wont even cross the street to film, let alone hop a flight.
Khloe describes it as three months of drunkenness, before their every move was being tracked by paparazzi.
Back at the hotel, and a few more shots in, Khloe is ready to paint the town.
Shes made sure the pregame is in full swing, and suddenly the Khloe fromKAKTMis back.
If Malika looks bad, Ill delete it, even if I look amazing.
No one else is gonna look at ten people in a photo, but I do.
Shes really like Mother Teresa in that way.
Apparently they went way too early (2 a.m.) and the vibes are not good.
Two oclock in the morning?
I thought this was a moms night out not a grandmothers night out.
A few more seasons and they can just shoot the showBig Brotherstyle without them leaving their houses at all.
And the narrative about her family has gotten so out of hand that theres no changing it anymore.
Not a mean girl at all!
If Zack Bias name looks familiar, he was most recently romantically linked to Olivia Rodrigo.
And now hes here getting dragged by Kendall: Why are you here?
But across town, and without cameras, something far more interesting was happening.
Are you married and we missed it?
a producer asks Kourtney, doing a great job concealing what I can only imagine is rage.
Well, guess what, Kourtney teases, just before the episode ends.
