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But lets act surprised now that shes telling us that on the show six months after the fact.
Who could ask for a better honeymoon than that?
1 rule of Vegas, their friend and vegan-chicken connoisseur Simon Huck asks, Can we talk about Vegas?
Instead, she pulls up a video of the ceremony to show Simon.
Kim, for one, is unimpressed.
It wasntreal, she says, bringing up her own secret Vegas wedding.
Unfortunately, this full-circle moment goes unappreciated.
I want to see their publicists.
I want to see all of the conversations their teams have about putting out various fires.
Congrats on your new show and season!
Im so incredibly happy for you and proud of you!!
Love Aladdin, the note reads, a reference to the sketch they did when Kim hosted.
But heres one thing I know for sure: Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks are stars.
From the moment they appear onscreen, Im electrified.
Girl, I used your toilet, it was good.
The toilet was talking to me.
I walked up to the toilet, it said, Hi, Tyra.
I was like, Hey, whats up?
It was like, Kim uses this.
Im like, I know, Im about to sit on Kims booty.
Tyras bootys gonna sit on Kims booty.
I had a bath, I had a massage, it was wonderful.
This was some of the most compelling dialogue Ive heard all season.
Kim balks at the idea:Who, little ol me?
Be in a Skims shoot?
See, I get her to take her clothes off.
I get Kim to take her clothes off.
No worries, Heidi says, as they plot to sandwich her from both sides to create a Skimsome.
Now we know why they broke up: Kim committed the cardinal sin of calling sketch comedy a skit.
Breaking the fourth wall is one thing, but whatever this is is something totally different.
We are watching the Kardashians watchThe KardashiansonThe Kardashians.
Weve lost the thread.
Next season, I demand a scene of them watchingthisepisode to really send us into orbit.
