The Kardashians
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And honestly, Kris has nothing to worry about.
Surely so desensitized to everything at this point, MJsoneconcern was that it wasnt in the lobby.
(It was not.)
Just picture Kris taking out a marble from her life jar every December 26.
Wait, is that why Khloe kept those big jars of Oreos on her counter?
Whats really remarkable is watching them all discuss Kriss mortality as if shes at deaths door.
Shes 66 years old, and shes on track to outlive us all.
MJs still kicking and practically rolling her eyes at this whole conversation.
But do you know what will cheer Kris up?
Hanging out with a famous person.
So Martha Stewart comes over for lunch just in the nick of time.
Can you guys believe it?!
However, what we do have to suspend our disbelief for is the reason why shes there.
So who better to advise her?
Being the worldly woman she is, Stewart has of course had a hip replacement of her own.
Nonetheless, shes thrilled to have lunch with Stewart, who quickly tries to figure out who Khloe is.
I dont read and watch all the stuff, so do you have a husband?
she asks, getting the CliffsNotes on Tristan before giving Khloe some peacock pics.
In a fascinating move, season two of the show is covering season ones release and press campaign.
Will season three cover season twos release?
To all of them!
Lucky us, Kim says.
Shes right, because nobody wants their eyes and ears to start bleeding.
But Im not complaining; sometimes an episode just needs a manufactured field trip.
Much like me trying to watchTheReal Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip, the conversation then turns to peacock.
I cant believe it.
This whole episode was built on a lie!
Sure, it is, Javier.
Finally, amid the peacock jailbreak, some sense is spoken.
You just wanted a reason to have Martha Stewart over for lunch, Khloe says.
So naturally they left the farm empty-handed.
Meanwhile, Kendall has found herself a new story line: flipping houses.
Kendall, for one, could never make the trip on account of her anxiety, which checks out.
Weve seen her skip fashion shows because of anxiety, so naturally shes going to skip outer space.
I also love oxygen, she says.
I really love Earth.
I love her shes dope.
For the second time this episode, Kendall lunges for the cucumber on the table, saying shes addicted.
But I will say that Kendall really showed up this week.
Maybe she can ditch real estate and make being on a reality show her new passion.
Kris should rest easy knowing that Hulu and Disney+ will not be broadcasting her vagina.
Not this week, at least.
