The Kardashians
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Next, we have to believe that Kris just so happened to be sleeping in full glam.
She then hurriedly grabs snacks and a bottle of Champagne, must-haves for the hospital.
Poor Khloes getting blamed for everything.
Robert is Robert George Kardashian No!
Sorry, sorry, Robert Arthur Kardashian.
This is so confusing.
Can anybody keep up with this?
Yes, Kris, there was an entire television series about doing exactly that.
Just a new impossible standard for brides everywhere: finding a veil that matches your grooms head.
Plus its on-brand because oatmeal is gluten free.
Before the actual scan, Khloe has to take an online personality quiz for unclear reasons.
Yeah, I had season tickets to the Lakers for 20 years.
Its the primary reason why Ill never become the Kardashians medical provider.
I have head trauma!
she cheers on her way out of the office.
Thats all anybody really is ever trying to do, isnt it?
Escape the hellhole that is Calabasas, California.
Meanwhile, Kim and Kendall are off to Milan for the Prada show.
A spray tan?!
On her brand-new light-colored KimAir cashmere seats?!
But Kendall assures her its some fancy spray tan that wont ruin the plane.
Kim and Kendall take Milan, Kim jokes.
Is that like blasphemous to say on Hulu?
Might be, but if not, Im sure well get a ten-episode order.
