The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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After weeks of wondering and questioning, Drew finally invites the women to experience her weight-loss program.
In the same breath, she claims she lost anadditional25 pounds in three weeks from the program.
The website not working in New York doesnt help either.
Drew brings out her business partner, Jackie, to explain more about the program.
Being the face of a business and being a business partner are two very different things.
Even though theres evidence that Drop It With Drew is real, I still felt something wasnt adding up.
And remember, prior to Drews event, the space had a sign reading: FAT LOSS CAMPS.
I kept scrolling to see older posts referring to the program as Garzas Six Week Challenge.
I google Garzas Six Week Challenge to find thissiteplastered with thatGlogo.
Drew was brought on by Jackie as a celebrity face to break into the Atlanta market.
Kenya relays that Kandi isnt fucking with Marlo.
Here comes malicious Marlo hurling below-the-belt insults about plastic surgery, bad makeup, and Marc Daly.
Things come close to getting physical, with personal space definitely being invaded, but both leave unscathed.
I said this before, but this season feels tactical and formulaic.
Clapperboard claps Take one.
Sheree and Marlo arrive first, hellbent on confronting Kandi about her lack of support.
Cue the Housewife tears, followed by screaming, then vaguely sympathetic hugging and empty promises for future behavior.
Kandi clocks out and leaves, all is well.
(???)
Teddis husband needs to find a better way to advertise his company.
Just kidding, that wasnt nice, but the joke wrote itself.
Sorry for both jokes, Teddi!
Maybe so she can do the exact opposite of what they say?
The only advice Id ask Ralph is what hotel to stay at in Tampa.
Dare I say the hair on Atlanta is looking the best it ever has?
(Minus Sherees ponytail, you know which one.)
Did Porsha give out Go Naked as a parting gift?
Next week another friend from Brooklyns party returns, stirring up more drama.
Who is this mystery woman with all of Drews tea?
I AM SO READY FOR OG LISA WU NEXT WEEK!
