The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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I dedicate this recap to Kandis neck vein.
May it be bold, may it be prominent, may it be a warning.
For the second time,The Real Housewives of Atlantaare journeying to Jamaica for a cast trip.
Its been a while since weve been forced to observe the comings and goings of Drew and Ralphs relationship.
Still, Im going to take their intolerable scenes in stride.
Lets consider it getting our vegetables out of the way before dessert.
Although he no longer wants to adopt Josiah legally, hes continuing to write a book about step-parenting.
Lets escape the alternate universe where Ralph holds Drew hostage before we get sent on tumble dry ourselves.
Who is genuinely itching for more screen time from Ralph and Todd?
(I dont mind looking at Ross, he can stay).
Well, half of her groove because everyone knows you cant go full groove.
MarlosThe Color PurpleHarpo, who is this man?!
reference during her confessional was a snapshot of the tiny part of her personality I dont hate.
The group bombards John with questions, ending in Kenya making a joke about Johns third leg.
Sheree eventually asks Ralph about his book, igniting conversation surrounding Josiahs adoption.
Only Marlo could have me up here defending Ralph; how embarrassing for me.
She says she thinks its weird Kandis mama comes before her man, officially waking up Kandis neck vein.
Welcome to the party, Ms. Burruss!
Weve missed you this season!
Scrambling for a read, Marlo shadily tells Kandi to worry about her man and kids.
Isnt taking care of her people one of the main pillars of Kandis personality?
Digging herself into a deeper grave, Marlo says, Ive never disrespected my husband.
Girl, where is this husband that you speak of?
Call it schadenfreude, but seeing Marlo get read at dinner added another star to my review.
He doubles down on his tea, reminding everyone that he previously worked on production for the show.
Marlo responds that Todd used to talk shit about Kandi, calling her a country bumpkin.
The tea is weak, and the read is tired.
Seeing Kenya with a dating interest is refreshing, but I wasnt feeling any chemistry between her and John.
