The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Pick out your favorite loungewear and pour yourself a drink because its time to indulge in aReal Housewivespajama party.
Everyone files into Sherees grayscale-decorated Chateau/mausoleum, the cement-colored walls echoing the ladies voices throughout the massive estate.
The first activity of the slumber party is a sip and paint.
Just another week in Atlanta, I guess.
While two naked people wander around Sherees basement touching each others bodies, Kenya steadily becomes increasingly inebriated.
From her Yas Queen!
Shes silly, positive (mostly), and still does her job stirring the pot.
Of course, the evening isnt all rainbows, Champagne, and soft porn.
Fatum is the same woman who informed Drew about her assistant saying Ralph is gay.
Apparently, the background check revealed that Drew and Ralph have as many as 12 aliases?
My best friend Drunk Kenya drops this information over dinner, putting Drew in the hot seat.
To understand Drews excessive defensiveness, we have to go back to the beginning of the episode.
In an irritating deja vu moment from last season, Drew again uses spiritual leaders to stir up mess.
Bravo needs to add a clause in Drews contract forbidding prophets from her storyline.
Honestly, the spirit she needs to keep an eye on is her husbands.
None of it adds up.
Regardless, Drew is ten toes down for her man and clears up one of the aliases, Danielle.
Drew says that Danielle is one of their assistants, not a fake identity.
I dont know much about scamming and aliases, but something is off.
Also, how many assistants does this family need?
Reminding us that sheis the moment, to which Marlo responds, Not to your baby daddy.
Marlo has been on this Earth for almost four decades and still struggles to have good manners.
At least shes self-aware, but lets work on accountability and maturity Ms. Hampton.
Actually, one thing I never really noticed about Marlo is her self-awareness.
This self-awareness is apparent in her relationship with her nephews.
Things are so bad shes in therapy to get support.
Again, shes aware of her emotional needs but fails to solve the problem appropriately.
This world isnt safe for Black boys.
Kicking them out seems extreme.
Above all else, our Black boys need support and love.
Peach Tea To-Go
What would a slumber party be without … coochie incense?
Girl, arent you the same one who is listening to prophets?
Sheree and Tyrone are too much.
Or maybe thats just what my little brothers would do.
Obviously, I got to Googling because howdoesRalph make his money?
The site features fake deep quotes from Ralph that read like a satirical self-help book.
Things like, Victory belongs to the person that doesnt allow stories to taint their perception.
Or, my personal favorite, Conviction is where fear, doubt, and options dont exist.
And Ill never forget: Without struggle triumph is nonexistent.
