The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
Okay, this isnt the rich women, its just Crystal, and this whole scene is absolutely bonkers.
Sorry, thats insane.
Its about as insane as the story that Erika tells Kyle when they meet for the reiki facials.
This is nuts to me.
Erika was just head-on ignoring it to a level that is almost admirable.
There must be some germs of truth in this story.
Why would Erika make this up out of whole cloth?
Its not like she needs to invent a storyline this season.
But, just like her last story about Toms accident, there are just so many questions.
How did the son know he was robbed?
Why did he show up and not the rest of Toms family?
If Erika is getting a divorce, why was the son so quick to respond?
And did she hear all of this from her son or some other source?
Though the story seems unbelievable, both Kyle and Dorit ask why Erika would lie about this.
He says Tom told her to say this, and she went along with it.
I guess thats plausible.
Im asking for a friend (That friend is my dick).
How is a man that hot still single?
Is he a Trader Joes checkout clerk?
Does he run a QAnon Reddit page?
Does he believe that the toilet paper should go under the roll rather than over?
It has to be something.
and the party shes going to throw to launch them.
I mean, thats like me saying Im an excellent clothing designer because I bought a Thom Browne suit.
Then she unleashes the theme of the party on us.
Its a wedding theme…for a launch of bridal wear.Florals for spring.
Then, even worse, the party is at her house.
Instead, its just the cast, and theyre all at an overpriced mansion in Encino.
This is what drives me crazy about Dorit.
She just cant let anything settle on earth.
Thats like hiring Wong Kar-Wai to direct your OnlyFans.
There are many great outfits at the party, though, most of them not on the brides.
It is one of the most genius things Ive ever seen on television, and I watchedJoe Millionaire.
That is how you know people are rich.
The fight that Garcelle and Dorit have at the party is completely incomprehensible.
When Dorit questions it, Garcelle says that Dorit is the one coming after her.
Dorit is mad that Garcelle wont say her issues with Dorit to her face or something?
Thats also why she cant just tell Dorit to shut up.
Dorit says she wants Garcelle to confront her, but Dorit really doesnt want that at all.
