The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did thingsatChristmas.
But mostly, they talked about Erika being drunk because, child, she was wasted.
You know this one.
My girl Erika starts singing along!
Then she heckles him, Hit the high note!
right there in his living room.
This is not a big, booming venue like when Dorinda Jovani!-ed Luann to death.
This is like a dozen people at an empty Christmas party in Bev Hills.
They all see it; they all want to die; it is an embarrassment.
Kyle falls back on her, But shes cutting loose.
Cut her some slack!
Okay, Im calling bullshit on this.
Or sometimes you have a friend who uncharacteristically gets that drunk and needs to be corralled.
I think we can cut those people some slack when they display general messiness.
For me, that was the case when Erika wasted on the boat in Mexico.
Was she a mess?
Was she hurting anyone?
Just let her sleep it off and rock on with your bad self.
Its embarrassing at best and harmful at worst.
Maybe stick to Diet Coke for a bit.
Its letting her know shes gettingtoodrunk or that her drunkenness is messier than it should be.
Luckily, after the incident, that is exactly what Lisa Rinna does.
She visits with Erika, who tells her that she doesnt remember the party at all.
This, Kyle, is what real friends do.
Lisa tells Erika she is out of control and needs to knock it off.
Sister mister, outside is exactly where you need the hot drinks.
Who came up with this policy?
The Scarecrow from theWizard of Oz?
So Erika then asks what kind of cognac they have at the bar.
Um, Erika, there are plenty of other options.
We dont have to go straight to booze.
Erika tells her that no one has told her how to rebuild and that shes still struggling with that.
Then she tells Garcelle that Sutton is a liability to her.
She then tells Garcelle that she doesnt need to cover for Sutton all the time.
Does Erika not see how she benefits from their protection just as much as Sutton does from Garcelles?
So lets just let everyone be protected, shall we?
Or let no one be.
Either way, you know there will be carnage.
This isnt the only awkward romantic interaction.
What Dorit is reacting to is a breach of trust.
Thats funny because Biggest Breeches is the nickname the kids gave him at school because of his enormous undergarments.
Well, she didnt quite think about it; she searched for it.
