The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
Can they do the dishes?
But mostly what they did was fight about Diana and Sutton, I guess.
Or talk about Diana versus Sutton.
Its so weird how none of the women on the show want to have any of their own drama.
They are like scavengers.
First of all, Garcelle has not been around her that long, so how would she know this?
Kyle is trying to tell Garcelle its not that bad so she should just get over how she feels.
Its very similar to the last episode when she jumped into Sutton and Dianas fight.
She also took Dianas side in that instance.
Is there not the wrong side of history that Kyle doesnt love?
Is she going to come out next as a proponent of plastic straws?
I think this is what Garcelle means when she says Kyle jumps ship.
In fairness to Kyle, she isnt the only one who does this.
Garcelles friend Sheree sums it up perfectly: In this moment, she just needs you to be neutral.
Shut up and let the grown-ups have their feelings.
I promise you wont lose your executive-producer credit over it.
She is like Yoda but with a better wardrobe.
Do we need to get Ronan Farrow up in this piece?
Erika says she has new medication that doesnt mix well with alcohol.
Kyle says she is happy Erika is letting her extensions down and being more vulnerable with the women.
(Again, its like shes an EP giving an employee a performance review.)
Garcelle says, Arent you afraid its going to lead to alcoholism?
I see Garcelles point.
Give this woman a diamond.
Give her a spinoff.
Have her host all of the panels at BravoCon.
Make her Andy Cohens next egg donor.
Sheree is right; Erikas drinking is out of control.
(But not Erikas stomach.
Thats full of sneaky margaritas.)
I was so bored I thought about actually watchingThe Kissing Boothtrilogy.
What are we doing?
are the first words out of her mouth.
Sis, we are making a reality-television program.
This is part of the gig.
She isnt going to apologize, she isnt going to forgive.
I mean, sure.
But this is the Reality Television Arts and Sciences.
It is about conflict and conflict resolution, and Diana is interested in neither.
If she wanted to clash with Sutton, as Erika has, at least that would be interesting.
But Diana is not even listening to her.
She is just negating everything Sutton says.
She is making no good faith and is just there to torture her innocent little victim.
Diana says that how Sutton provoked her at Garcelles party was inappropriate.
Sutton quickly apologizes and says Diana needs to apologize to her.
I think Sutton calling her a motherfucker and saying shes soulless let her off easy.
Diana tells Sutton shes not being genuine, which is usually the opposite of Suttons problem.
Finally, Sutton says, You want to talk about being fake and phony.
You gave me a hug.
Diana admits it was the fakest hug she had given in her life.
What, exactly, is Dianas problem?
Is it that she will just make up any argument to piss Sutton off?
She hates her so much it defies logic?
Sutton tells Diana she should be ashamed of herself for misleading her.
For not letting you walk all over me?
For not letting you clean your feet on me?
For not letting you abuse me?
Are we talking about Sutton here, a Doberman pincher with an anxiety problem?
Shes so tame that even when she masturbates, the nuns wont say she abuses herself.
Where is Diana even getting this?
Diana very insincerely asks, Who is Sutton?
(Its not an invalid question.
Ive been watching her for three years, and I still dont feel like I fully understand her.)
Sutton tells her that she is loyal to the end.
So you say, Diana responds.
That I know, Sutton answers.
She cried because she was finally free.
