The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
(Maybe the crew is Jewish and doesnt celebrate Thanksgiving.
Wait, thats Christmas.
Oh, the rich.
But mostly what the women did this week was do shit we had already seen.
This week on Housewives Twitter has been a bear, and its starting to become a familiar pattern.
Bravo releases some Sneak Peek clips onto social media.
We dutifully watch them all.
There was also the clip of Erika telling Garcelles 14-year-old son to fuck off.
There was also the clip of Kyle saying that Erika saying that was not funny, but its funny.
Some even accused her of giving Sutton the bruise she had on her shoulder when she pushed her.
(It was there when she and Diana sat down; I went back and checked.)
Im not trying to say that these things are right or good.
In fact, most of them are pretty bad.
But we here at the Housewives Institute would like to urge all our members not to take Bravos bait.
They know what theyre doing, and thats getting us all riled up so that we watch the episode.
But remember, what were seeing is taken out of context and an isolated moment.
Like a Tucker Carlson segment about the war on Christmas, it is edited to illicit maximum outrage.
Take Kyle telling Sutton that she never heard of her two miscarriages before and insinuating that they werent real.
This is, of course, bad.
Why would Kyle have heard this?
And why is Kyle taking Dianas side in a fight when she was clearly in the wrong?
She engaged in bad behavior, but none of you should be surprised by this.
She is a Real Housewife, not a UNICEF ambassador.
She then realized her mistake and immediately apologized.
Sutton forgave her; everyone moved on.
Im just saying we shouldnt jump to conclusions.
For instance, what Erika said to Jax was horrible.
Hes just a 14-year-old kid at his moms birthday party.
Erika was also drunk, but thats no excuse.
That was the worst part, and we hadnt even seen it yet.
(Some on Twitterwere telling Netflix they should cancel Mosupcoming showbecause of it.)
I could see how someone else could retell this story so it didnt seem that bad.
Now that weve seen the whole episode, Dorits reaction to her surprised me.
Shes also laughing, but Dorit wasthere.
She heard Erikas tone.
She even told her at the moment that it wasnt cool.
Thats one of the things I love most about this fandom.
But can we just just wait until the episode has aired before we start canceling peoples Netflix shows?
Shes so smug and smarmy and totally a motherfucker and soulless, just like Sutton said she was.
I have two questions: Why is she always around and what did she do with Faye Resnicks body?
Is she in the same place as Glenn the party planner who hasnt been seen in seasons?
She sits down at Dianas and says her mother is a hummingbird.
Okay, but in Mexico, she was clearly something else.
Look, Im sorry, but she cant be all birds.
