The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
But mostly what they did was get COVID and celebrate Christmas with several very odd events.
First up is a luncheon at Kyles house, where she hosts herHalloweenco-star Jamie Lee Curtis.
How does this thing raise money if none of the women there is cutting checks?
Yes,weare the fundraiser.
We are the funds.
Jamie shows the women that she has made a tumbler.
She has made a hat.
She has made a dog leash and a candle and a keychain.
What Jamie Lee Curtis has here is, well, its merch.
Good thing everyone got an incredibly flimsy-looking shopping bag to carry this merch home in.
After lunch, the ladies split into two groups.
What smart shit did she say this week?
How is that working out for you?
When Sutton says not that great, Sheree tells her, Maybe its time to rethink.
She says stupid and inappropriate things all the time.
Diana is in the other room talking about how Sutton disgusts her or otherwise overreacting.
When I look at Sutton, its like a vampire looking at a mirror.
I know theres a human-shaped thing thats supposed to be there, I am just incapable of perceiving it.
Kyle saw her post on Instagram about how shes been struggling with it recently.
Her question is So are you starving or puking?
Or starving and then puking?
Kyle has her own history of eating disorders, but that seems like a weird reaction to me.
Its like hearing someone say they fell off the wagon and asking, Well, what were you drinking?
Who cares about the method?
Its getting to the root of the problem that will solve it.
Its a mental-health issue as much as an eating issue.
Diana has an equally weird reaction: I know how much you love food, too.
because she pulled it all out at this party.
Erika says, I would just take a laxative and get rid of it all.
Of all the palms in all the world, your face had to go hitting into this one.
No, no, no.
Neither is Kyle asking about her methods.
(Also, isnt it sad that so many of these women have unresolved issues around food?)
Or just a simple How can I support you?
Show that youre in the struggle together and want to help on her terms.
Know what doesnt seem right?
Telling her that she doesnt want to eat the chicken fingers going around the party.
That was even worse than AshersLeif Garret haircut.
(That is a joke for the olds.)
When Erika talks to Crystal about going to therapy, Crystal says shes afraid of what will come out.
Erika says, Know whats going to come out?
It is not a good night for my girl Erika.
She says, It tries to dehumanize me.
We still havent seen her being sincerely apologetic to the victims.
We havent seen her express any remorse.
She has Kyle over for lunch at her house, where she just serves baked potatoes with caviar.
I dont know how I can make this funny because it all seemed so intentionally daffy.
Is the shtick wearing thin, or am I just jaded?
Does Kathys casual disregard of reality seem more forced and scripted this time around?
I dont doubt that she uses her iPad to do everything because she is a white woman of means.
It makes sense that she doesnt know how to use her phone, but is that cute anymore?
It seems to go against the character that Kathy has built for the show.
Then she tells Kyle that someone peed on her sofa the other night.
Someone or a dog?
Kathy says it was someone.
How does a person just pee on your couch and you not know about it?
Kathy, was that someone you?
Are you the one who peed on your own couch?
Is that how you know?
All is forgiven, at least until next week.
