The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite showRich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
They threw parties in their boutiques and then wilted when the conversation turned to dead worms.
But mostly, the women talked about Crystal for the second week in a row.
Before talking about Crystal, we need to bring up a little scene with Erika.
Garcelle says the reason why she was raked over the coals was she didnt show compassion.
Erika replies that she couldnt because when youre in a legal situation, every word counts.
Okay, okay, okay.
However, this is the worst possible way to say that.
I mimic Garcelle by saying, Come on!
There are various groups of people all in the same situation.
Sweetheart, this is a vacation compared to what I went through.
This just proves her point!
First of all, she wasnt comparing what she went through with what Dorit went through.
The real attack, however, comes from Garcelle.
Garcelle says she feels like when Crystal said, Are you really that girl?
This is absolutely ludicrous.
Also she said that only because Sutton inadvertently said something racially insensitive.
If Sutton hadnt said it, how could she have Are you really that girl?ed her?
Later in the episode, she explains it perfectly.
This was her alibi, and she brought it up only because Garcelle backed her into a corner.
Thats all the explanation were getting?
What is he doing for her?
Is he going to work at Sur?
Is he on the next season ofVanderstupid Drools?
Screw this stupid bullshit with Crystal; I need a 23-minute YouTube documentary about this moment.
Kyle better watch out because Garcelle is coming for her EP credit this season.
Get her in the Producers Guild of America.
When they tell her this, Sutton says she just wants to move forward.
This is the face-roller lady.
This is the Let the mouse go lady.
She is as calculating as an abacus thats lost half of its beads.
I feel this same way about my little baby bird, Crystal.
That is not something Crystal would do.
Crystal is just out here in Brooklyn trying to make it in this economy.
(OMG, Crystalisthe Alex McCord ofRHOBH.)
The odd thing is, neither Crystal nor Sutton cares.
I need to remind everyone this isnot Crystals fault.
Of course it comes back to that.
Leave it to the rich ladies who do things to make a whole sentence out of one word.
Next year, can the fans vote on the word?
have a go at get someone fired over a semantic argument about Tide Pods.
All of this is petty and silly next to what Dorit went through.
I am both fascinated and terrified by her reaction to the trauma of her break-in.
you’re free to see the panic attack roll over Dorit like a cold breeze.
She immediately thinks someone is casing Kyles house because thats where her brain is.
She is still stuck in that room, begging for her life and hoping her children wont be killed.
She says the headline of her being shot and her children found dead will haunt her forever.
Thats what the problem is here.
Its more than a break-in.
Its more than what was stolen from her.
Its more than just losing her piece of mind.
She couldnt conceive of anything horrific happening to her.
Now all she sees is doom.
All she can think of is the dead corpses of her children, of her life cut short.
Its these insidious thoughts that can be planted in your brain and take over like an invasive species.
I give her credit for doing everything she can includingEMDR therapy.
None of us has the tools.
