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Next, we see theyre all on the plane and talking about what happened the night before without Kathy.
Um, that sounds like the most basic drunk Housewife behavior of all time.
Why do we care?
We then hear from the star witness in this case: Lisa Deanna Rinna.
(That is her real middle name, and I would have never guessed.)
Lisa says that Kathy was so upset that she put her in a Sprinter van and took her home.
Can we get a new series calledIf Sprinter Vans Could Talk?
Seriously though, were all wondering what went on in that van; cant we interview the driver?
Cant someone roll up to Brio Limo and get that guy (or lady!)
As they say on Twitter,we need Andy and a camera.
Lisa says that in the Sprinter and then back at Kyles place, Kathy went into a blind rage.
She said she is going to take down not just the show but also Bravo and all of NBCUniversal.
Hear that, Telemundo?
Kathy Hilton is coming for you.
It will never go away.
Also, why do you want to burden Kyle with your problems?
We dont get any details other than Kathy spent a few days in an Aspen hotel.
How exhausted does raging leave you?
But what is thisreallyall about?
Whats the big whoop?
Im gonna need some more non-conga specifics.
Later Lisa alludes to Kathy talking shit about all of the women on the show.
Why is she not naming names and bringing up details?
We heard allegations that Kathy usedhomophobicandracial slursand that shesent out cease-and-desist letterspreventing Rinna from talking about this.
Because right now its like the airiest of air biscuits.
Do we have to wait for the next episode or the reunion to see the real accusations?
So what do we think happened?
Kathy clearly had some kind of incident because all of the women witnessed it.
Theres no denying that.
But is it any worse than just getting drunk and shit-talking her relatives?
Would Kathys rage be so awful an event?
Or was it worse than that and no one will say it?
Were in a bit of a difficult position because Rinna is not the most reliable of witnesses.
We already saw her troll Kathy with the 818 vodka stunt last episode.
Shes also, well, Lisa Rinna.
Is she making this worse for Kathy?
Theres something Erika said that really struck me: This game turns on everyone.
Its your turn now.
Is this what the cast is upset about?
Or maybe Kathy really does deserve all of this attention and she really did say some offensive things.
(HerWWHLmoment whereshe confused Lizzo with Gabourey Sidibecertainly did her no favors.)
I dont know what to tell you, and Im not entirely sure who to believe.
I cant wait for the reunion to get this hashed out.
I mean, how many strands of pearls and little headbands can we see?
At least she tried something different.
She says she gets so incensed because she doesnt feel heard and that she doesnt want to fight anymore.
Did she deserve a heads-up?
This is during their conversation at dinner, not the one later when Erika channeled Linda Blair inThe Exorcist.
I wouldnt have said anything to her then.
But at Crystals party, Erika kept it calm and polite.
Maybe this is a turning point.
The party was very weird.
Kyle didnt attend because shes off getting her nose broken again in a newHalloweenmovie.
Kathy arrives last and doesnt say anything about Aspen, hoping that the women will forget all about it.
Im sad were not going to see She by Alene Too next season because she will be missed.
Like she says, she has nothing to lose at this point, not even her reputation.
Rinna doesnt want to do it, though.
What would Lois, the ultimate survivor, do?
Who would she tell?
Who would she expose?
Would she even do anything?
Would she just apologize and have a go at keep it quiet?
Just then, as they approach a stoplight, a bird is perched on the top.
Lisa looks at it and, for a minute, thinks that it nodded at her.
It all becomes clear, and I dont think any of us are ready for what happens next.
