The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.

And, of course, they threaten each other.
Weleft offwith Erika telling Sutton, Or what?
and spitting venom in her face, and it somehow got even worse.
I dont think she was really talking out of turn or could be schooled.
Then Erika says, If you call me a liar again, I am coming for you.
When Sutton asks if shes threatening her, she says, Thats not a threat; thats a promise.
Shes so belligerently batty that she couldnt effectively come for anyone.
Say what you will about Sutton, but she is not stupid.
She knows good swag when she sees it.
Here she is actually aggrieved.
Garcelle is right that Rinna never takes her side.
She just leaves Garcelle to twist in the wind and deal with Erika and Dorit lashing out at her.
like a frat boy in 1998.
Lisas answer is that Garcelle hasnt treated her very well either.
Likening Dorit accusing Garcelle of making digs and not getting sufficient enough gratitude are two different things.
Yes, Sutton, that is the show.
I think this is a case of them both handling the situation wrong.
But shes constantly skittering around like a baby deer whose legs are made out of wet Twizzlers.
Her social media posts are probably what is hurting her the most during this whole situation.
Did he not learn anything from panty gate?
Did he not learn to keep his mouth shut and stay out of the womens business?
And why are we even hearing from this man about this stuff?
Hes not on the show.
Hes not a cast member.
I think I would walk into that house and break into the sweats and probably shit myself.
I will admit my pallet is the whitest of the white.
I would have tried everything, though, just like Lisa Rinna did.
I love how shes like, This is not the food Im used to.
Yeah, thats cause Lisa is not used to food.
How many times have we seen her take three bites and then push her dinner around a plate?
Certainly more times than I have eaten conch.
Yes, I know you think thats all I do when Im in Fire Island.
Its conch for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I dont get a lot of conch.
Hardly any, actually.
And were left with something that is making everyone uncomfortable.
They cant be cordial like Housewives always tell enemies to be.
They cant find common ground.
They cant sit down and get over it.