The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
Yes, mostly what the rich women did this week was make do.
Diana avoided the dreaded coronavirus by living on a deserted island for two years.
Is this Liplikia, the island kingdom that she bought with her divorce settlement?
This is Beverly Hills.
None of these women would fuck with anothers bag.
She then mixes her chicken salad with a giant wooden spoon.
What else can we talk about so we dont have to discuss Erika, Sutton, and Garcelle fighting?
What about all of the dudes these ladies will set Garcelle and Erika up with?
Um, why are we only finding out about this now?
And is this man Boy George and he just wants to hang out and bump bagels?
Erikas potential match is a lot more mysterious.
Ugh, we can no longer avoid talking about the fights in this episode.
On to the fights.
First up, its Erika vs. Garcelle and Sutton.
Erika tells Garcelle that she thinks Sutton is a detriment to her.
At Rinnas party, Garcelle pulls Erika aside and asks what she means by that.
Garcelle doesnt understand Erikas aversion to loyalty.
Garcelle says shes from a large family, and they always had each others backs.
I have to side with Garcelle on this one.
Erika considers their friendship as a transaction, as she and the rest of the Get Along Gang would.
(I think thats true.)
However, Garcelle and Sutton are actual friends who view this as human beings would.
Garcelle says she stands by her friend because that is what friends do.
That is called loyalty the GAG should learn about it.
As theyre talking, Garcelle asks if she can include Sutton in the conversation, and Erika says no.
It gave us what amounts to a rare moment of honesty among this cast.
Wait, wasnt I just wishing for conflict and resolution?
I take it all back.
Let them all hate each other forever.
Lisa renews her attack on Sutton about this, and it is bullshit for several reasons.
This is not how life works.
You cant wait for people to confirm your suspicion on why they did things.
That cant be the only way to reach forgiveness.
What if thats not why she did it?
Is she supposed to lie?
What if she gives another reason?
She needs to find a way to forgive, and that path is not one for Sutton to hoe.
(Imagine Sutton trying to hoe?)
Lisa then says that if someone comes for her husband or her kids, she will never back down.
She has apologized more than enough for that.
Lisa claims this is the truth, but it is not.
She was just a Housewife engaging in Housewifery.
Maybe Lisa is so mad because Sutton got her and she didnt see it coming.
Maybe shes mad because she knows that she looks sillier than avocado on a hot dog.
(Think about it.)
Maybe it was that.
Maybe it was all of it.
Or maybe she is just enjoying being wrong.
