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Know who else was missing?
Glen, Kyles party planner.
Shes having a huge soiree in her backyard (remember COVID?)
and it is being planned by some lady named Nicole who is on crutches.
How did she injure herself?
Probably when she killed off Glen so that she could be the one to plan all future white parties.
It would be a match made in supporting character heaven.
Faye Resnick could officiate the wedding.
Crystals brother Jeff could plan the (separate) bachelor parties.
Mikey could go for the outfits for the wedding.
The ghost of Kevin Lee could flit across the background going Shi shi shi shi shi.
Teddi Mellencamp could arrive completely uninvited and talk about her latest neck surgery.
It would be amazing.
She never showed, like Godot or Niless wife Maris onFrasier.
My sister apologized, Ihaveto move on, Kyle tells Rinna.
Thats what is crazy about this whole thing.
According to everyone involved, including Rinna, Kathy was mostly lashing out at Kyle.
If Kyle has accepted her apology then why do any of these other women even care?
She doubles down on making Kathy look bad even when Kyle is asking her to drop it.
Lady, can you not take a hint?
Listen to Snoop Dogg and drop it like its hot.
(Im sure when he wrote that song he hadRHOBHin mind.)
In her confessional, Kyle says that it is not helping that Rinna keeps taunting her sister.
That is exactly what she is doing.
Did you see Erika in Aspen?
Did you see Brandi Glanville slap Lisa Vanderpump in Amsterdam?
Did you see yourself threaten Kim Richards in Amsterdam?
I mean, she had a dressing room next to Heather Locklears for years.
Lisa Rinna has seen some shit in her day.
Maybe as we head into the finale party we would have something else to talk about.
Theres already enough happening here.
Who even has time for drama when they have all of that to get through?
We need to keep talking about Kathy, though, because this is when it leaked to the press.
This is when Lisa puts her Daytime Emmy to work.
What did Kathy do?
Just scream, Asbestos, cigarette smoke, tanning beds, the dye in red M&Ms?
Its so bad Garcelle visibly rolls her eyes.
Okay, that is a fair point.
In this instance, thanks to some press leaks, we all think that Kathy is a racist.
Its at this moment that Erika admits that she does want Kathy to be pummeled.
(All three Kais were in attendance that day.)
It seems like the conversation is over, but it isnt because Kyle is holding onto her ace.
Kyle says she knows that the leaks in the press were coming from someone in the group.
They both say no, and Erika says she wouldnt know how to do that.
I mean, its not that hard.
Page Six literally has a tips button on their homepage.
Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
However, we dont know Kyles source so we have to take her word for it that its trustworthy.
There are two bits of information that we get from Erika, though, that discredit it.
Im not saying this didnt happen.
In fact, I think it is a very likely scenario.
But I would like to posit another likely scenario.
We all know that the world is full of people who watch these womens every single move.
We see some of the media outlets and podcasters on the show itself.
We also know that Kathyposted publicly on Instagramfor her husband Rick to come save her from Aspen.
Lets say a reporter from RadarOnline sees that.
They say, Shit, what is going down in Aspen?
I know from the research into my book that outlets like RadarOnline have producers from the shows on retainer.
That person calls a producer and finds out there was a fight at the Caribou club.
That gets picked up by some outlets that do their own digging.
Then people start sending tips to Deuxmoi and Bravo and Cocktails.
Other outlets pick up those anonymous accusations.
Im not saying this is what happened, either.
Im just saying that there are a lot of explanations.
What we really need, at this point, is a reunion.
Its so hard to leave a season like this in the middle of everything.
Shes going to get Suttons assistant to say that she didnt call him an F-word.
Shes going to plant mean stories about Erika and Rinna.
She is going to go on a charm offensive with all of the press.
