The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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But mostly, the rich women talk about Dorits break-in.
I even felt bad for PK, who wasnt home when the incident happened.
I know; its not a feeling that I liked either.
Is one of the cameras named Mo?
Maybe a producer or a sound guy?
Our Kyle has never found a tragedy that she couldnt perfectly produce.
Hearing Dorit describe one of the intruders repeatedly saying, Just kill her already, is harrowing.
Thats what is going to be hard about this story line.
Her stewing in her misery isnt dynamic and doesnt even really involve the rest of the cast.
As far as the rest of the episode goes, it is off to a weak start.
Seriously, were going to be saddled with this?
This story line is like a fart in a fish market.
Why are we focusing on this?
Surprisingly, Sutton doesnt come off all peaches and cream in this episode either.
She starts off well by offering Kyle the cookies she found in the car.
Then Sutton tells her, Ive been putting out fires all day, too.
She just wants someone who is tall, well-educated, and likes cats.
She implies that Erika needs a man with lots of money.
First of all, that is probably true, but did we hear Erika express that explicitly?
So far, shes more interested in sex and fast food.
Secondly, Sutton doesnt need a rich man because she already has her husbands money.
She already cashed in with the first guy so she can pamper the second one.
Thats like Paris Hilton saying she doesnt need a man with a hotel empire because she already inherited one.
This is a perfect assessment of her character.
Sadly it is perhaps the only true thing that Erika says during their entire discussion.
Garcelle asks if Erika will apologize to Sutton for threatening her last season.
Erika says, What words did I use?
When Garcelle says that Erika stated she would come for Sutton, Erika says, That could mean anything.
Erika then tells Garcelle that Sutton was saying things that have been proven false.
While one of her lawsuits was dismissed, more have since been filed, so Garcelle is absolutely correct.
This is a bad move.
First of all, she should know that is not how the show works.
The producers get the women to do all the exposition.
Where is Bravo going to insert their research findings in this format?
Also, the problem with being a Real Housewife is that it is already a mediated platform.
Look at how well Bravo Bravo Fucking Bravo turned out for Our Lady Denise of the Richards.
She does tell us that shes been drinking too much and eating too much fast food.
She knows Popeyes delivers.
She knows that will help her kill herself, one savory bite at a time.
