The Real Housewives of Dubai
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There are many platitudes that, while trite, generally hold true.
Personally, there are certain non-negotiables for me when it comes to conflict.
In the words ofNBA biracial icon Matt Barnes, violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.
I am genuinely befuddled at Stanburys series of choices in this episode.
Sergio fucking loves everybody.
I hope shes gonna suck your dick.
Record scratch How many left turns did we take to get here?
Is there a moment in that dinner that I missed?
Did someone call someone elses mama a bitch?
Ayans whole segment this week comes with a lengthy Islamic explainer.
We find out she ran away from a planned wedding to her cousin to chase true love.
(Islamically, cousins getting married is not forbidden, as those who have watchedRamyhave probably discovered).
Next week, we have the arrival of Phaedra and the lifting of the Eileen Davidson Accords.
Golden Nuggets
The show seems to be struggling to find a proper narrative to give Caroline Brooks.
Were four episodes in and we now see Brooks on an episode of bizarroHouse Huntersand being a doting mom.
Her remarks on making more inclusive spas ring a little confusing.
Ayan-ism of the episode: When I met Chris, I was supposed to marry my cousin.
I was given to my cousin when I was really young.
This is normal in my culture.
And my cousin was hot, so there was no issue with that.
But I really loved Chris.
